Repos Jokes
32 repos jokes and hilarious repos puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about repos that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Repos Short Jokes
Short repos jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The repos humour may include short suspiciously jokes also.
- Why do I always feel a sense of deja vu on Repo street? I'm sure I've seen it or read it already on Repo St.
- What's better: Repo or Repost ? Repo just takes your car away.
Repost, and you lose your dignity. - Col Repo was promoted and awarded a new wardrobe with his new position in the military. That's right, somewhere out there is a cardboard box just full to the brim of General Repo's T's.
- Some typos on my registration caused my car to be repoed I've never been so carless in my life.
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Repos One Liners
Which repos one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with repos? I can suggest the ones about mortgage and skinny.
- Why is Gary Johnson not able to use Linux? He doesn't know what a repo is.
- What did the debtor say to the repo man? Leave me alone.
- How do you call a Latino working for car repo? Carlos(s)
- What is a nail that repos cars called? Tow-nail
- I hate being friends with the repo-guy He only comes around when he wants something.
Ridiculous Repos Jokes to Spark Fun and Laughter
What funny jokes about repos you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean cucumber jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make repos pranks.
Reposting this one because it didn't get enough upvotes last time.
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How many reposters does it take to change a lightbulb?
It's hard to tell because they just keep putting the same bulb in over and over.
If I had $1 for every repost in this sub...
I'd have the same dollar given to me over and over again.
I was going to repost this really condescending joke I read, but...
you guys didn't get it last time, and probably wont get it this time either.
Re-post but one of my all time favorites (somewhat altered)
One day a father and his two daughters, Petal and Fridge, were having a picnic. Petal curiously asks her father; "Daddy, why is my name Petal?" to which he replies; "Well honey on the day you were born a petal from a beautiful flower slowly fell through the air and landed right on your forehead. Your mother and I thought the name fit you perfectly." Then Fridge asks; "BRAW WAW AAWWW OOWWW AHH AAWA?"
Why are reposts always upvoted more than original jokes?
You need to tell it to a redditor multiple times for them to get it.
I know this is probably a repost and I'm sorry, but I had to write this joke again.
This joke again.
Reposting my favorite joke for cakeday!
So a string walks into a bar, bartender says "we don't serve your kind here." The string walks out, parts and ruffles his hair and walks back in. The bartender asks "Aren't you the same guy from earlier?". The string replies "I'm a FRAYED KNOT".
Its not a repost
My friend and I came up with a joke and raced to see who could post it first. I just lost by 2 months.
Reposting a joke is like buying a piece of clothing...
you use other people's material to make yourself look good.
Not sure if reposting but I thought this was funny.
So there are three girls in line for cucumbers. The first girl gets to the front of the line and says " I want a long and skinny cucumber". The second girl came up and said " I want a short and fat cucumber". The last girl came up and said " I just want a cucumber that's good for making a salad."
[Repost] carrots may be good for your eyes....
But whiskey will double your vision.
Reposters are the opposite of liars
Liars swear they made nothing up.
Reposters swear they made *everything* up.
repost (pretty sure) suspiciously knowledgable wife
wife calls the husband at work. "can you send a mechanic to our house, the carburettor is flooded."
husband is taken aback and becomes suspicious. "how do you know that?" he asks.
"because the car is at the bottom of the pool".
Who was the first reposter?
Moses.
(.....)
He could control sea.
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[Repost]A great dad joke that I had to share
Son: Mom, Dad, I'm gay.
Dad: (Clenches fists)
Mom: Don't.....
Dad: (Sweats profusely)
Mom:.........
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Dad: Hi gay! I'm Dad!
Repost
A friend of mine posted a joke about an ostrich with a broken leg 2 years ago. so many people have reposted it since then that it's still running.
All these reposts are turning me into a bicycle.
I'm just two-tired to put up with them any longer.
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(Repost because I s**... up) You know how Muslims can't eat pork?
I mean if I couldn't eat bacon, I would want to fly a plane into a building.
(Yeah this joke bombed)
I've reposted this joke about clickbaits so many times.
But you never learn it.
I'm sorry but i just had to do a repost...
this fence was killing me all day i just needed to fix it
Repost
A repost is like recalling a happy memory, do it too many times and it becomes mundane.
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Reposted jokes are like small d**...
I see them all the time, but they are not as funny as the first time.
Repost of Good Ol' Number 43.
You guys know the one with the priest and the badger... but I can't be arsed typing it all out.
Seeing a repost is like going to war with China
It makes you go, Hey, thats the 7th time I've seen that guy today!
Reposts are historically significant
Reposters shouldnt be warned for reposting.
They should be concidered Historians and respected as such.
Why are there so many reposts on this sub?
There aren't enough unique ingredients to do so.
