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Following is our collection of funny Repliesno jokes. There are some repliesno mate jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these repliesno confessional puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

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Confession

A drunken man staggers in to a Catholic church and sits down in a confessional booth and says nothing. The bewildered priest coughs to attract his attention, but still the man says nothing. The priest then knocks on the wall three times in a final attempt to get the man to speak. Finally,the drunk replies:"No use knockin' mate, there's no paper in this one either."

Blonde goes ice fishing

A blonde decides to go ice fishing. She makes a hole in the ice and starts fishing.

Suddenly a voice from above says: There are no fish here.

Startled, the blonde looks around but doesn't see anybody. She shrugs and continues.

After a while the voice comes again: There are no fish here.
The blonde looks up and asks, Lord? Is that you?

The voice replies,"No, this is the ice-skating rink's maintenance manager. Seriously, there are no fish here.

A bus full of housewives went to a picnic but fell into a river and everyone on board dies.

All the husbands cried for almost a week but a guy cried over three weeks. One of them consoles him and asked," Do you miss your wife so much." He replies,"No, my wife missed the bus."

A nun goes to confession....

A nun goes to confession. She tells the priest, "Bless me father for I have sinned, I have not worn panties under my dress for about 3 years ".

The priest replies,"no problem my dear, just say 5 Hail Mary's and do a few cartwheels on the way out".

Just wanted to share an old joke I read a long time back.

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson once go camping. In the middle of the night, Watson is woken up violently by Sherlock. "Watson, look up and tell me what you see." "The stars are shining so beautifully tonight." To which Sherlock replies,"No, you idiot! Our tent's been stolen."


A neutron walks in a bar....

It goes up to the bartender and says,"How much for a drink?"

The bartender replies,"No charge!"

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