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Three logicians walk into a bar..
The bartender asks, "would all three of you like some beer?"
The first one replies,"I don't know"
The second one replies, "I don't know either"
The third replies, "Yes all three of us would like a beer"
A husband and wife are trying to have a baby
After many attempts and what seems like an endless number of trips to the doctor and fertility clinic they meet with the doctor who tells them, "I do not think you will be able to have children."
The wife is overcome with emotion and her husband consoles her saying, "Inconceivable."
The doctor replies,"I don't think that word means what you think it means."
A Soviet judge walks out of his chambers laughing his head off
A colleague approaches him and asks why he is laughing."I just heard the funniest joke in the world!".
"Well", his colleague says, " Dont keep a good joke to yourself, go ahead and tell me!"
The other judge replies,"I can't – I just gave someone ten years for it!"
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go camping.
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go camping. At about 3:30 in the morning Sherlock wakes up Watson and says to him:
"Look up into the sky, Watson, what do you see?"
Watson replies,"I see that it is very clear out, and that the moon is full."
"And what do you deduct from that, Watson?" Sherlock asks.
"I deduct that is is about 3:30 in the morning, and that tomorrow will be a clear, sunny day. tomorrow night the moon will begin to wane," Watson answered. Then he asked," what do you deduct from that, Sherlock?" Sherlock replied:
WATSON YOU IDIOT, SOMEONE HAS STOLEN OUR TENT!
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