The Best 5 Repliedno Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Repliedno jokes. There are some repliedno answer jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these repliedno boy puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Repliedno Jokes and Puns

Little boy in custody battle.

Hey mother and father were in a heated custody battle for their son. The judge asks the little boy,"Do you want to go live with your mother?". Little boy replied,"No she beats me." The judge says "Oh,do you want to live with your dad?". Once again the little boy replied " No, he beats me." so the judge asks,"Well who do you want to live with?". Little boy looks at the judge and says, "The Dallas Cowboys they don't beat anybody."

Little boy on bus sitting next to an old man.

A little boy on bus was eating a chocolate. Then he took another one out from his bag and ate it, and then another one.
An old man sitting next to him said: "Do you know too much of it will damage your teeth."

The boy replied: "You know, my grandfather lived for 122 years."
Old Man said: "Was it because of eating chocolate?"

The boy replied:"No, He was always minding his own business."

One day a man asked God:-

Is it wrong to sleep with other women after marriage?God replied"NO". Man:So why do people say its bad?
God:Its not bad..But the problem is that you Rascals don't SLEEP!

Trandlated a joke, hopefully nobody told it already

Johnny is walking around with his grandma.
He finds candy on the ground, he wants to pick it up, but his grandma tells him:"don't pick up things on the sidewalk."
They continue walking and Johnny finds 1$, but his grandma tells him again:"don't pick up things on the sidewalk."
Then his grandma slips and asks him:"Johnny, help me stand up" Johnny replied:"No, I don't pick up things from the sidewalk."

Clark exclaimed "What's that? Lil Jimmy fell down a well?"

Lois replied"No, he was executed by an African warlord."


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We suggest to use only working repliedno questioningly piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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