The Best 7 Replica Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Replica jokes. There are some replica fake jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these replica vortex puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Replica Jokes and Puns

I just ordered a realistic replica of my likeness from the neck up. Hopefully someday I can afford the full body option but...

I'm getting a head of myself.

A man in California spent 3 months, 2 weeks, 5 days and 19 hours, sculpting and carving the biggest replica Aspirin tablet for the Guinness Book of World Records.... only to find out there was still one bigger and his was second place.

That must have been a hard pill to swallow.

A ship discovers a lost island in the South Pacific

To their surprise, the ship's company find the remains of a shipwreck there, a couple of decades old, and a single survivor, a Welsh mariner who has busied himself building an exact replica of a Welsh village, complete with a town hall, a pub, a rugby pitch, and two chapels.

"...Two chapels?" asks the ship's captain, and the castaway's face darkens as he nods in the direction of one of the chapels: "That's the one I don't go to."

I came home the other day and everything in my apartment had been stolen and replaced with an exact replica.

I couldn't believe it. I said to my roommate, 'Look at this stuff, it's all an exact replica.' He said, 'Do I know you?'

Why buy a real Rolex when you can get a replica from China for $30?

Because you can get one for $20 in Vietnam!

If you tripped a naked replica of yourself

Would you be charged with making an obscene clone fall?

I got robbed last night

The burglar replaced everything with an exact replica

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the replica duplicate jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working replica imitate piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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