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A dog lays by the railroad tracks..

And falls asleep with his tail hanging over them a little. A train comes by eventually and cuts off the tip of his tail. The dog whips around to see what happened and the train cuts off his head, too.
Moral of the story? Don't lose your head over a little piece of tail.
This is my grandpa's favorite joke. He has Alzheimers and can't remember much, but this joke is on constant replay and you can see the old twinkle in his eye when he tells it.

My dad told a lame joke today

I told him to stop because he never makes funny jokes.
His replay was - I made you didn't I?

Groundhog Day is a classic.

It sure has great replay value.

How did the drunk Irish man lose 30$?

He bet 10$ on the soccer game and 20$ on the replay.

Adele requested and got a reset/restart on her song at the Grammy because she messed up

The Atlanta Falcons would also like to replay the 4th Quarter of the Superbowl

What does a nerd call a duplicate Christmas present?

Packet replay

How's the soccer game going?

Good! It's 3-1 now. The first goal was made by Ronaldo and the other two by someone named replay.

Make us happy!

There was Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton on a helicopter flying over New York, when Donald said I will throw this 20 dollars out of the helicopter and make someone happy , Hillary replay I will throw this two 10 dollars bills out of the helicopter and make two people happy , Donald with disgust on his look to Hillary yell I will throw this four 5 dollars bills out of the helicopter and make 4 people happy , and the pilot look back and said Why don't you throw each other out of the helicopter and make millions happy .


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