The Best 31 Replacing Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Replacing jokes. There are some replacing bluetooth jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these replacing startup puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Replacing Jokes and Puns

My friend and I started replacing the word 'in' with 'inside'.

For example, if we wanted to say, "it's in the fridge", we'd instead say "it's inside the fridge".

One day, my parents caught onto this. They asked me why I was saying "inside" instead of "in".

I responded,

"it's an inside joke".

I was kidnapped by mad scientist who experimented on me, replacing my limbs with animal ones.

If I ever see him again I'll tear him apart with my bear hands.

Tampax has announced that they will be taking the string off tampons and replacing it with tinsel.

This is for the Christmas period only.

Replacing joke, Tampax has announced that they will be taking the string off tampons and replacing it with tinsel.

Pregnant elephants

What is harder then getting a pregnant elephant into a Volkswagen?

Getting an elephant pregnant in a Volkswagen.

I'm taking a gunsmithing class and this was in the text book with no context. Just stuffed between a paragraph on slave pins and one on replacing firing pins.

Fact

Accordion to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments in a sentence, often goes undetected.


I spent all day replacing the muffler on my car

It was exhausting

A man goes to the mechanic.

He says "My car goes rr- rr-rr-"
The mechanic says "Yes, the transmission probably needs replacing."

The man frowns and says "My car goes rr-rr-rr-"
The mechanic says "Yes, the transmission probably needs replacing."

The man looks angry and says "Would you l-let me ff-finish! I have a ss-stutter. My car goes rr-rr-rr-really slowly uphill!"

The mechanic says "Yes, the transmission probably needs replacing."

(Credit Lee Mack)

Replacing joke, A man goes to the mechanic.

Survey says

Accordian to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments often goes undetected.

I try to reassure everyone I meet, Republican or Democrat alike - the cost of replacing Trump is actually not that high.

It is only 1 Pence.

Netflix is replacing its star ratings with thumbs up and thumbs down.

Whether you like it, or not.

I've just written a song about replacing my front door lock

It's got a great key change at the end

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(OC) I started stealing granite tops from peoples kitchens and replacing them with fakes...

I keep having troubles getting the counterfeit.

(Its probably been done before because the pun is so obvious but I haven't yet heard it.)

EA is Officially Getting Rid of Micro-Transactions!!

And replacing them with macro-transactions.

I was reading this survey the other day

And accordion to it, replacing words with the names of musical instruments in a sentence often goes undetected

Imagine if we started replacing 'i' with 'li'

It would be lit.

Russia is considering banning the internet for most people, replacing it with a limited Russian propaganda version...

It will be called the InterNYET.

Replacing joke, Russia is considering banning the internet for most people, replacing it with a limited Russian prop

I was replacing a light fixture outside our front door when suddenly the electricity shorted through my screwdriver and made me drop it. My wife opened the door and said, "I turned on the light so you can see better while you're working."

I was too shocked to reply.

Breaking News: Donald Trump and his staff will be replacing the email system at the White House

They'll be using alternative fax instead

A phone rings - Hi, this is NSA.

Hi, yeah I know.

You do? How?

Well you are calling a phone that has no SIM card or battery in it.

^((Translated from Russian, I don't think much is lost by replacing FSB))


I bought a used Mercedes last week...

... and I'm really happy with everything about it, except that the windshield wipers always seem to leave streaks on the driver's side while the passenger side is spotless. I tried replacing the blades, but that didn't work. So I called the guy I bought it from to see if he had any advice, and all he said was "I noticed that too. I guess the glass is always cleaner on the other side of the Benz."

My wife was gleefully telling me about how the cost to replace her many responsibilities is $100k/year

Boy you should have seen her face though when I sent her an invoice for replacing the shower head.

At first, I was skeptical about replacing my florescent bulbs with newer LED ones...

But once I did, I started seeing things in new light.

A man sadly became blind.

The doctor said "Conventional medicine offered no cure, BUT! I believe I can cure you by replacing your eyes with cheese!
The man gasped in horror, but was convinced he had no other option, so he said yes.
After the operation, the man opened his eyes. The doctor asked "How's your vision now?" The man answered "Not perfect, but gouda'nough!"

I'm finally replacing my old wireless router...

It's on its last lag.

An electrician walks into intensive care

and yells: 'Hold your breaths, I am about to start replacing circuit breakers'

Tampax is bringing out a special edition tampon and are replacing the string with tinsel....

It's only for the Christmas period.

The machines have already started replacing us men

Just look at chaturbate

Accordion to several scientific reports and surveys,

When replacing words with instruments they tend to go unnoticed.

I hear they are replacing secret agents with robots

The FBAI are coming

Marvel just confirmed that the Incredible Hulk will be replacing Captain America

He will be called the Star Spangled BANNER

Replacing the light bulbs in my basement made all the difference.

It was like night and day.

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