The Best 8 Replacements Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Replacements jokes. There are some replacements rebranding jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these replacements percs puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Replacements Jokes and Puns

My PC Died today and my friend offered me to lend me his PS4 while i waited for replacements parts.

........But i was simply unconsolable

I lost both my legs below the knee in an accident...

... and for years, no matter how hard my friends and family tried to convince me, I fought on without prosthetic replacements.

In the end it became just too difficult, so I finally accepted defeat.

How do old people become cool again?

Hip replacements!

In 1973, the Six Million Dollar Man consisted of a bionic man with super powers...

In 2016, the Six Million Dollar Man consists of two hip replacements.

Eddie Vedder's LED lamp bulb stops working...

He goes out to buy some replacements, and sees that the colour options available consist of blue and yellow.

After testing both colours of bulb on his lamp, he decides that he likes the yellow LED better.


Dogs are good replacements for a girlfriend

Only problem is you have to throw them a bone rather than give them one.

The downside of robotic limb replacements is that they cost an arm and a leg

The upside of robotic limb replacements is that they cost an arm and a leg

When Professionals are out of commission, their replacements are called "Substitutes."

Guess there were some issues when they tried calling them "Prostitutes"

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the replacements hip jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working replacements dwarven piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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