The Best 3 Rephrase Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Rephrase jokes. There are some rephrase jogger jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these rephrase whore puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Rephrase Jokes and Puns

A visitor to Harvard asks a professor...

A visitor to Harvard asks a professor, "Excuse me, but would you be good enough to tell me where the Harvard Library is at?"

"Sir," came the sneering reply, "at Harvard we do not end a sentence with a preposition."

"Well, in that case, forgive me," said the visitor. "Permit me to rephrase my question. Would you be good enough to tell me where the Harvard Library is at, jackass?"

A guy walks into a a Japanese restaurant...

Guy: hey, could I get some chilli?
Waitress: I'm sorry sir, but this is a Japanese restaurant.
Guy:umm... let me rephrase. Herro I'd rike some chirri.

I was just vacationing in Amsterdam, where prostitution is legal.

Let me rephrase that -- I was just vacationing in Amsterdam BECAUSE prostitution is legal.

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