The Best 5 Repete Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Repete jokes. There are some repete found jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these repete hill puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Repete Jokes and Puns

Pete and Repete are sitting on a fence. Pete falls off. Who's left?

Pete and Repete are sitting on a fence. Pete falls off. Who's left?

Alright so there's two guys sitting on a fence, Pete and RePete, and Pete falls off....Who's left?

Alright so there's two guys sitting on a fence, Pete and RePete, and Pete falls off....Who's left?

Pete and repete

Two men are on a fence. Pete and repete. Pete falls off the fence. Who's still on the fence?

I just found out my wife is pregnant with identical twin boys.

We decided to name them Pete and Repete.

Pete and Repete walk into a bar...

Pete and Repete walk into a bar, Pete walks out. Who is left?


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the repete tiresome jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working repete jumps piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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