Repercussions Jokes

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Funniest Repercussions Short Jokes

Short repercussions jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The repercussions humour may include short consequences jokes also.

  1. My music teacher at school told me never to hit a drum again or I could get in serious trouble. I did, and he was right. There was serious re-percussions
  2. I broke the drums at the bar where I work, so my boss had to order a new set He told me there would be repercussions
  3. How do we know bats understand cause and effect? They see the world as a series of repercussions.
  4. I was told that my actions could have grim repercussions. I though ' isn't that what Death sits on?'
  5. I've made some soft furnishings for Death himself, but he doesn't like them. I'm afraid there'll be grim repercussions.
  6. You CAN decorate your sofa with pictures of Death in a hooded cloak... But there will be grim repercussions.
  7. When you have too many spoilt drumsets and cymbals in a band... It might have consequences for the music. One might even say there will be serious...
  8. I recently traveled to China and learned that you can beat up people there with specific last names with no repercussions... Although you need to make sure you don't mess with the Wong guys.
  9. My mom drinks Diet Coke despite knowing full well of the repercussions to her health. You might say she's a sodamasochist.
  10. My mom drinks Diet Coke despite knowing full well of the repercussions to her health. You might say she's a sodamasochist.

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Repercussions One Liners

Which repercussions one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with repercussions? I can suggest the ones about aftermath and impact.

  1. I repaired my drums after my son broke it... Now he has to deal with the repercussions.
  2. What happens when you play the drums incorrectly? You get repercussions
  3. Why didn't the drummer commit the crime? He couldn't handle the repercussions.
  4. Don't you dare hit that drum again! If you do, there will be repercussions!
  5. Our drummer got in trouble today We told him that there would be repercussions.
  6. What's it called when the Grim Reaper screws up and gets a concussion? A repercussion
  7. Did you hear about the drummer that came out of retirement? There were repercussions
  8. What do you get for attempting human cloning with a drummer? Repercussions.
  9. I beat up a drummer in marching band. I'm not afraid of any re-percussions.
  10. Don't you dare go playing that drum again. There will be repercussions!
  11. Why didn't the drummer repeat his set? Because there were no repercussions
  12. I want to start a drumming band. I think I'll call it the re-percussions.
  13. God, I wish I was Cupid. So I could shoot people without repercussions

Repercussions joke, God, I wish I was Cupid.

Cheeky Repercussions Jokes to Experience Good Cheer & Frivolity

What funny jokes about repercussions you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean complications jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make repercussions pranks.

Budum dum c**...

If a drummer quits band, but comes back later, would there be repercussions?

The best feeling in the world is waking up realizing that you don't have to deal with the repercussions of what you did in your dreams...

That is until my wife wakes up and I have to deal with the repercussions of what I did in HER dreams

In the old days, when you illegally downloaded music it would transfer everything but the drum tracks, so you'd have to duplicate those on your own.

That's why they say you can't steal music without repercussion.

My favorite wisk broke

I saw the same one at the store but I didnt have any money for it so I decided to steal it. I knew the repercussions of shoplifting, but it was just a wisk I was willing to take.

Why did the drum player commit s**... after being charged with h**...?

He couldn't handle the repercussions.

Repercussions joke, I want to start a drumming band.