Repellant Jokes
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Comical & Quirky Repellant Jokes for a Roaring Good Time
What is a good repellant joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
Yo mama so fat...
Yo mama so fat she has her own gravity
But she so ugly people are still repelled by her
The warning sign
There was a watermelon plantation which had been constantly spoiled by night thieves who were trespassing to steal melons. The owner came with an idea to repel the intruders: he put a warning sign on the plantation's fence: "Beware! Steal on your own risk! One melon below this fence is poisoned!"
The next day, there were no more missing melons and a short text added on the warning sign: "Now there are two".
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