Repel Jokes
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The warning sign
There was a watermelon plantation which had been constantly spoiled by night thieves who were trespassing to steal melons. The owner came with an idea to repel the intruders: he put a warning sign on the plantation's fence: "Beware! Steal on your own risk! One melon below this fence is poisoned!"
The next day, there were no more missing melons and a short text added on the warning sign: "Now there are two".
What do you call it when your shower tiles are cracked and don't repel water the way they should?
A wrecked tile dysfunction.
I am a chick magnet
I repel women
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I'm like a magnet when it comes to dating
I repel the opposite s**...
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What's the best repellent for getting rid of jerks?
j**...-Off
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