The Best 7 Repel Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Repel jokes. There are some repel repulsive jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these repel deflect puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Repel Jokes and Puns

The warning sign

There was a watermelon plantation which had been constantly spoiled by night thieves who were trespassing to steal melons. The owner came with an idea to repel the intruders: he put a warning sign on the plantation's fence: "Beware! Steal on your own risk! One melon below this fence is poisoned!"

The next day, there were no more missing melons and a short text added on the warning sign: "Now there are two".

What do you call it when your shower tiles are cracked and don't repel water the way they should?

A wrecked tile dysfunction.

I am a chick magnet

I repel women

I'm like a magnet when it comes to dating

I repel the opposite sex

What's the best repellent for getting rid of jerks?

Jerk-Off


My shorts are hydrophobic

They don't repel water, they just think it shouldn't be able to adopt or get married.

I'm the worlds best women magnet...

I seem to repel every single one away.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the repel withstand jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working repel magnet piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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