Repeating Word Jokes
23 repeating word jokes and hilarious repeating word puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about repeating word that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Repeating Word Short Jokes
Short repeating word jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The repeating word humour may include short repeatedly jokes also.
- I've heard the only 15 letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter is uncopyrightable. Which is a shame, because I was hoping to use it as a book title.
- Breaking News: Study finds that the average man says 10,000 words a day, while women say 20,000. Woman: That's because we have to repeat everything we say!
Man: What? - I told Alexa to play pet sounds on repeat to keep my dog company while I was out of the house today. Long story short, my shih-tzu knows the words to "God Only Knows" now.
- Some people say repeating a word makes it lose meaning, but I don't think that's true... I don't say Life that frequently, yet I feel like it is meaningless.
- Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said.
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Repeating Word One Liners
Which repeating word one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with repeating word? I can suggest the ones about recurring and spelling word.
- Why do 19th century dancers repeat the last word in their sentences? Because they cancan.
Repeating Word Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about repeating word you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean stop repeating jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make repeating word pranks.
During English class the teacher asks Little Johnny "have you ever heard of the word contagious before?"
"Of course miss" Johnny replies "my father actually said it when we were talking yesterday".
"Can you repeat it for the class and tell us how he used it in a sentence?"
"Yes, miss. We were watching the neighbour take his garbage out when his bin tipped over spilling rubbish all over the driveway, dad said 'it's going to take the contagious to pick all that up.
In memory of my father, who died of blood loss because sadly no one could figure out his blood type.
As I stood beside him it was incredibly moving to hear him repeat, over and over, these inspirational last words: "Be positive, son! Be positive!"
Father, I don't know if you can hear me, but if you do, just know I will always remember to be positive.
Second grade teacher asks her class to use the word "definitely" in a sentence
Little Johnny raises his hand. The teacher calls on him. He asks "Teacher, do farts have lumps in them?"
The teacher says, "Johnny, that's not a response to the question I asked."
Johnny repeats, "Teacher, do farts have lumps in them?"
The teacher gives in and says, "No - farts do not have lumps in them".
Johnny then says, "Then I *definitely* s**... my pants."
Police Lineup
Police in Los Angeles had good luck with a robbery suspect, who just couldn't control himself during a lineup. Detectives asked each man in the lineup to repeat the words, "Give me all your money or I'll shoot."
One of them, when it was his turn, shouted, "That's not what I said!"
A husband read an article to his wife
about how many words women use a day...30,000 to a man's 15,000.
The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men!"
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"
Double talking women
A husband shows his wife a study which indicates that on the average men use 15,000 words a day, whereas women use 30,000.
The wife thinks about this and then tells her husband that women use twice as many words as men because they have to repeat everything they say.
The husband turns from the paper and says, "What?"
Husband: Scientists have found that men say about 10,000 words a day, while women say about 20,000...
Wife (Shouting from the kitchen): "It's because we have to repeat everything twice to you blockheads!"
Husband: "What?"
A mother was teaching her three year old daughter The Lord’s Prayer.
For several evenings at bedtime, she repeated it after her mother.
One night she said she was ready to solo.
The mother listened with pride, as she carefully said each word right up to the end…
"And lead us not into temptation," she prayed, "but deliver us some e-mail, Amen."
Golf in Japan
An American golfer went to Japan for a tournament. The night before he met a woman, and although neither spoke a word of the other's language, he managed to get the point across. They got into bed and when he stuck it in her she yelled something in Japanese which he took to me she was in ecstasy. The next day the golfer played in his tournament against a Japanese golfer. The Japanese golfer sank a tricky putt so the American golfer thought he'd compliment him but repeating the Japanese words he heard the night before. The Japanese golfer looked surprised and said What do you mean wrong hole?
There was a blonde, a brunette, and a ginger stuck on a desert
The three friends have been stuck in the desert for days. They have finished their last drink of water. They come across a genie in a bottle.
The genie says he will grant them one wish each.
The brunette is excited and says "I wish to be home with my family"
Next comes the ginger's wish
The ginger repeats those words. "I wish to be home with my family"
Finally it is the blonde's wish.
She groans and says "I wish my friends could be with me!"
A novice is working in the scriptorium and he gets to wondering . . .
. . . if he is copying copies of copies of copies of copies, might errors have crept in somewhere. So he asks the abbot, who concedes the point, and descends to the manuscript repository to find the earliest copy of the MS in question.
The novice waits patiently, but the abbot is gone an awfully long time. Finally he ventures in to see what is amiss. There, in the distance, is the abbot. He is moaning to himself, beating his head against a pillar and repeating to himself,
"I cant believe it....the word was celebrate, the word was celebrate...."
A farmer was out tending his flock when he saw a man drinking with a cupped hand from a stream.
He shouted over in Welsh: Don't drink the water! It's disgusting! There's sheep p**... in it!
The man at the stream lifted his head and carried on drinking. Realising the man couldn't hear him, the farmer moved closer and shouted the same thing in Welsh again.
But still the man couldn't hear him.
Finally the farmer walked right up to him and repeated his warning. To which the man replied: Dreadfully sorry, my good man, I can't understand a word you say. Can you speak English, old chap?
Oh I see, said the farmer. I was just saying if you use both hands you can get more in.
A dumb blonde wearing headphones walks into a hair salon...
She sits down in the waiting area and eventually falls asleep. The stylist takes off the blondes headphones so she will hear when her name is called. When her name is called, the blonde doesn't respond, so the stylist shakes her to wake her up, and the blonde is stone cold dead. When the paramedic arrives, he checks the headphones and says "Well here's the problem." The stylist listens, and the headphones are playing the words "Breathe in. Breathe out." on repeat.
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An American gentleman arranged a liaison with a Japanese lady. As they were indulging in s**... i**..., she repeatedly shouted a Japanese word which he did not understand but took to mean "Wonderful" or something similar which increased his ardor, his efforts with the lady, and his enjoyment, as well as her apparent enjoyment because she kept shouting that word.
The next day, he played golf with some Japanese business associates and hit a hole in one. In elation, he shouted out the same word his poule de nuit had been shouting the night before. One of the Japanese gentlemen present, perplexed, asked, "What do you mean "'wrong hole'"?
In The Military a janitor wanted to go out to the battlefield...
When the soldiers were getting ready for a battle the janitor told the general that he wanted to fight. The general gave him a broom and said "point this at the enemies and say 'bangity bang bang' and when they get close say 'stabbity stab stab'" "ok" the janitor replied. Once the janitor got out on the battlefield he aimed his broom and said "bangity bang bang" to his surprise the enemy dropped dead. Amazed, the janitor bagan repeating the words "bangity bang bang! Stabbity stab stab!" he repeated this until there was only one person left on the field. no matter how many times he said "bangity bang bang" and "stabbity stab stab" nothing worked. The last man pushed the janitor to the ground and said "tankity tank tank"
A man goes inside a pet shop and starts to move around the cages to scout the pets.
He sees a monkey with a price of 5000$ and goes to the merchant to ask for details.
Hey mister, the monkey…what does it know to worth that much money?
Well, it knows Windows 95, 98, 2000, and also knows Word, C++, Visual Basic and last but not least, it knows how to play computer games.
- Good monkey, it's worth the money.
He goes and finds another monkey with a price of 10000$ and again he will ask the merchant.
"What does this monkey know?"
"It knows Linux, Unix, Corel and Autocad."
"Nice, even I don't know those things."
On a last scout run he finds another monkey just sitting there with a price 20000$.
The story repeats, and he goes with a lack of confidence to ask the merchant for details.
"And what does this monkey do for that ridiculous amount of money?"
"I never saw her doing anything, but the other two call her Project Manager!"