The Best 45 Repeatedly Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Repeatedly jokes. There are some repeatedly constantly jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these repeatedly squarely puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Repeatedly Jokes and Puns

After watching me sign up for a Greek philosophy course, my dad said, Did you know Aristotle said that we are what we repeatedly do?

Therefore, I'm your mother.

"Who was the Windows programmer's favorite hip-hop group?"

"Run-CMD"

(I came up with this one at work after repeatedly opening the command prompt. Not sure if it's been said before, but I hope you enjoy!)

Do you know how to make Notre Dame style eggs?

You put them in a bowl way too big for it...and then beat repeatedly for 3 hours

Repeatedly joke, Do you know how to make Notre Dame style eggs?

A police officer pulls a guy over.....

and the driver rolls down his window and asks why he is being pulled over. The cop explains that he didn't completely stop at the stop sign. The driver says: I slowed down and took a look. The cop grabs him through the window, pulls his head out, and starts slapping him in the face with his summons book repeatedly. After about twenty slaps, the cop asks him:
Do you want me to stop or slow down?

A man was arrested for climbing up and headbutting Big Ben repeatedly...

Police can not identify the suspect but say his face rings a bell.


Hello, welcome to the mental health hotline.

If you are Obsessive Compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are codependant, have someone press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities, press 3,4,5,6. If you are paranoid, we know which one you want.

I spent the last hour repeatedly pressing F5

It's pretty refreshing.

Repeatedly joke, I spent the last hour repeatedly pressing F5

You see that wall?

A group of vampire bats are hanging out in a cave. All the food in the area is gone and they are the brink of starving to death. One of the bats decides leave to look for food out of desperation. He comes back 30 minutes later and has blood on his face. The other bats are very curious and ask him repeatedly where he got the blood from. Each time, he tries to ignore them and says he doesn't want to talk about it. After 30 minutes of questioning, he breaks down and tells the others to follow him. He flies them to a huge mountainous wall 15 minutes away, and stops. He looks at the others and says,

'You see that wall?'

And they all exciteldy repeat, 'Yea yea, we see it!'

He says again, 'Do you really see that wall?'

They all say again in anticipation, 'Yea yea we see it!'

'Well I didn't!'

I repeatedly slapped my girlfriend as hard as I could at the concert last night.

I was clapping for the band.

Aristotle said we are what we repeatedly do.

Therefore, I am your mother.

My ex-girlfriends all did me dirty like the first 25% of a Netflix loading screen.

I was repeatedly tricked into thinking there was a connection

You can explore repeatedly vigorously reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean repeatedly routinely dad jokes. There are also repeatedly puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


My elderly grandfather came over and complained of diarrhea. He repeatedly told everyone "Shh".

It took us a while to realize he'd lost "it".

I named my first dog "What".

Only now did I just realize why the guy on tech support was getting so angry when he repeatedly asked "What is the name of your first pet?" and I kept answering "Yes."

A doctor brings new born baby to father

Doctor walks up to the father with baby in arms. He starts repeatedly punching it, kicking it and then throws it in the ground and stomps on it. The father was in shock with his jaw dropped. The doctor then says "just kidding, it was already dead"

Have you ever been hit repeatedly by a wave?

It hertz a lot

An atheist, a Crossfitter, and a vegan walk into a bar.

I know because they posted it repeatedly on Facebook.

Repeatedly joke, An atheist, a Crossfitter, and a vegan walk into a bar.

How do you kill a clown?

Stab it repeatedly

I like to press the F5 key repeatedly...

I just find it very....refreshing.

OK I'll show myself out

My little sister hated that our mother was addicted to cigarettes so she took a fork and stabbed the packet repeatedly.

Mom was not pleased. Holy smokes!

^(Based on a true story)


An owl was investigated as a suspect in the serial murders of eight random individuals in under a year

But the case went cold after repeatedly insisting it didn't know the victims' names.

A man takes a trip to china

On his first night there, the man orders a prostitute. While in act, the prostitute screams something repeatedly in Chinese that the man does not understand. The next day the man goes to play golf. As the man lines up for a shot, one of the Chinese players he is playing with exclaims the same thing as the prostitute last night. The man turns around and asks,
"Why did you say that?"

The Chinese man responds with, "Sorry, you're just aimed at the wrong hole."

A naked woman sits in a taxi

The taxi driver looks at the woman from head to toe repeatedly. Offended, the woman says "Haven't you ever seen a woman naked before?" The driver looks at her in the eyes and says, "No, I was just wondering where you kept the money to pay me."

Do not Get Nervous

Ashok: Why did you run away from operation Table ?

Ramesh : The nurse was repeatedly saying- "don't get nervous" ,"don't be afraid.
"Be strong" This is a small operation only."

Ashok : So what was wrong in that? Why are you so afraid?

Ramesh: She was talking to the surgeon!

Don't Get Nervous

Patient 1: Why did you run away from the operation table?
Patient 2: The nurse was repeatedly saying 'don't get nervous', 'don't be afraid', 'be strong', 'this is a small operation only', things like that.
Patient 1: So what was wrong in that? Why were you so afraid?
Patient 2: She was talking to the surgeon!

A Woman is Having a Baby

When the baby comes out he looks at the doctor and says "are you my dad?", he says no I'm the doctor. The baby then looks around to another man and asks "are you my dad?", the man says no I'm your uncle. The baby then looks around again and says to the person closest to his mother "are you my dad?" The man says "yes I am your dad". The baby then proceeds to poke the man on the head repeatedly and said "well how does that feel?!"

Professionalism

Fully Nude Lady gets into taxi, Driver looks at her top to bottom repeatedly..

Lady asks, "Haven't u ever seen a naked woman before?"
Driver: It's not that, I'm just wondering where have you kept the money to pay me..

Haven't u seen a naked woman before?

Fully Nude British Lady gets into taxi. Chinese Driver looks at her top to bottom repeatedly..

British Lady asks,
"Haven't u seen a naked woman before?"

Chinese Driver: I no look you naked. I plenty frightened. I look look. Where you keep money pay me?

I heard Roy Moore fell off the wagon after losing on Tuesday...

Several sources claim he was heard repeatedly asking for a decent 15 year old Brandy.

My friend really sucks at carpentry

He walked into Home Depot thinking he needed a screw.

The employee was trying to explain that he needed a nail, and how it even worked

Friend: So you're telling me I have to strike this thing repeatedly with a hammer?

Employee: Yes, you hit the nail on the head.

An actor had been struggling to find work . . .

He would get repeatedly rejected from every audition. One day he tried out for a role as a vampire. The casting director told him he had never seen anyone suck so bad.

Do you want to hear a joke about a ghost?

That's the spirit.

Tonight I'm going to sleep like a baby!!!

Wake up repeatedly and have to cry myself back to sleep.

What do you call it when someone hits avocados repeatedly with a hammer?

Gu-whack-a-mole-e.

Is it okay to repeatedly tap the gas pedal instead of hold it down?

I ask because I didn't want to leave it depressed.

My Girlfriend has been repeatedly asking me Are you a character from Alice in Wonderland? and it's getting really annoying

My Friend asked me Are you mad at her?

I relied with Don't you start too

I just got my diploma from my Skydiving class.

I had to repeatedly drop out to graduate.

A alien walks into a bar

He orders a drink. After some time he taps the waiter and says "beep". After 5 minutes he does it again. He does it repeatedly until the waiter says "I swear to God, if you do that one more time I'm gonna chop your balls off!" Alien responds "I don't have any balls". The waiter says "Then how do you have sex?". The alien responds by tapping the waiter and saying "beep"

When I was in high school, my dad f*cked my teacher repeatedly for better grades in my math class.

Thank god im homeschooled or that could have been wierd

Boo me all you like, I just made it up.

I was at the local library trying to find a specific sound for my video project; that of a displeased audience. I was repeatedly listening to a variety of samples through the miniature speakers on the desk.

Unbeknownst to me, a lady who was sat at the desk in the next cubicle was growing irritated and she leant over,startling me, and screamed PICK A BOO!

What an odd game to play with another adult in a library.

Greta Thunberg would be proud of this sub

The content is very repeatedly recycled.

Reddit Karma is like women

At first, everyone seems to have it except you.

No one knows how they work but everyone want them.

It would look really hard to get it untill you finally get it unexpectedly, somehow.

A difference of opinion and you lose them.

But they give you a sense of value even after being repeatedly told they are pointless.

Conclusion: Karma's a bitch.

Santa Claus is a douchebag...

He made my wife sit on his lap, asked if she's been naughty this year then laughed and repeatedly called her a ho.

A woman was sick and tired of hearing her husband fart all night long and repeatedly told him that he'd shit his guts out one day.

He kept doing it, so she bought an entire sack of pigs intestines from the butcher and put them in the man's underwear when he was asleep. When she awoke the next morning, he said, "You were right honey, I DID shit my guts out! But with the grace of God and these two fingers, I was able to push them back in!"

Guy and his wife are in divorce talks

Guy says "I just don't see where we can go from here. You told me repeatedly when we first met that you were interesting, but you're always lying in bed."

She turned to him and said "you idiot, I said it was *into resting*."

In today's European Championship soccer match, several players from the Czech Republic were seen slipping on the grass repeatedly in their loss to Denmark, while their Danish opponents didn't seem to have an issue at all.

Must be an issue with Czechs and balances.

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