The Best 21 Repay Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Repay jokes. There are some repay pay jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these repay parachute puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Repay Jokes and Puns

Thank you, student loans, for helping me get through college.

I don't think I can ever repay you.

To the guy that found my empty wallet...

I don't know how to repay you.

Thank you banks

Thank you banks for the student loans, car loans and mortgages, which helped me survive my life.

I don't know if I can ever repay you.

Repay joke, Thank you banks

Shout out to my student loan for getting me through college.

I don't know how I'll ever be able to repay you.

Thanks, student loans, for getting me through school

I don't think I could ever repay you


Dear student loan,

Thank you for saving my life. I can't think of how I can ever repay you.

Guy gets on a city bus...

and sits down next to a really hot girl. The bus bumps and her glass eyes falls out of its socket and the guy catches it. To repay him for catching her eye and due to the awkwardness she invites him to dinner and a movie and after that they went back to the guys house and had great sex! In the morning the guy looks at the girl and asks: "Do you usually hang out and have sex with random strangers"? She replies: "No, You just happened to catch my eye"!

Repay joke, Guy gets on a city bus...

Obama goes on vacation to South Carolina and goes for an ocean swim...

And begins to drown! A young lifeguard swims out and rescues him, pulling him back to shore.

"Thank you so much for saving me young lady. Please, tell me what I can do to repay you."

"Aw shucks, I don't need nuthin', sir, it's just ma job!" She says.

"Listen, I'm the President of the United States, I can give you anything you want!"

She thinks for a moment and says "Well, I'd mighty like a plot at the Arlington National Cemetery if ya can do that fer me."

"Why does a young woman like you want a burial plot at the cemetery?"

"Because" she said, "When my friends and family find out what I just did they'll kill me!"

A man goes to church to make a confession...

A man goes to church to make a confession to the priest.

"Look. I have a confession to make. During the war, a young, gorgeous woman came to my door looking for somewhere to stay hidden. And I accepted, on the condition that she would repay me every day with sexual favors."

The priest says, "Don't worry, young fellow. You have sinned. You were young and lustful, and God will forgive you."

"Good," the man said. "But I have another question. Do you think I should tell her the war's over?"

I'd like to take a moment to say thank you student loans for getting me through college.

I don't think I'll ever be able to repay you.

This is a 'thank you' to my student loans for getting me through university!

I don't think I can ever repay you.

You can explore repay saved reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean repay debt dad jokes. There are also repay puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


If you do not keep up repayments to your exorcist...

...your house may be repossessed

Thank you student loans for helping me get through college and for all that you've done for me!

I don't know how I'll ever repay you.

Thank you so much student loans!

I don't know how I'll ever be able to repay you.

Thanks university! I don't think I can ever repay you!

Spend a 100k to get a 40k job...

Thank you, student loans, for getting me through college.

How will I ever repay you?

Repay joke, Thank you, student loans, for getting me through college.

I was helping out George Micheal and Emeril Lagasse, and they decided to repay me by checking me out for breast cancer.

It was a wham bam thank you mammogram.

If you're ever saved by an army vehicle and someone asks you, how do you repay the soldiers that saved you?

Tanks, man.

Why should you never do a favor for a Greek?

Because they wont repay it.


I just want to thank my bank for lending me the money for my new house.

I don't know how I could ever repay you.

Thank you, Love loans, for helping me get through University.

I don't think I could ever repay you against love..

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the repay payment jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working repay loan piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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