Repairman Jokes

21 repairman jokes and hilarious repairman puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about repairman that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Are you looking for a laugh? Check out this collection of jokes about repairmen, such as mechanics and elevator repairmen who mend dishwashers and other appliances! These funny jokes will make you giggle and lighten up your day.

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Funniest Repairman Short Jokes

Short repairman jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The repairman humour may include short maintenance man jokes also.

  1. Why did the conspiracy theorist tell the radio repairman to take his time? Because there was no rush
  2. A lady took her clock to a clock repairman. "What seems to be the problem?" he asked.
    "This clock just goes tick, tick, tick." she replied.
    "ahh, don't worry lady, we have ways to make them tock".
  3. How many white people does it take to change a light bulb? One, they just need to call a repairman.
  4. The Comcast repairman asked if he could use my bathroom. I guess he had to cut some cable.
  5. What did Jean-Luc Picard say in frustration to the incompetent Singer repairman? Make it *sew*!
  6. This is the story of a man named Jack. Jack was, well lets just say he was a repairman. One day while repairing the shingles on a rooftop, Jack got stuck. Will you help j**...?
  7. What's the difference between a bird enthusiast and a c**... clock repairman? One murders watches, and the other watches murders.

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Repairman One Liners

Which repairman one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with repairman? I can suggest the ones about handyman and handy man.

  1. I went to this TV repairman's wedding The reception was great.
  2. Knock knock. Who's there? The doorbell repairman. That's the end of the joke.
  3. Why did henry viii call an AC repairman? He wanted air to the throne.
  4. did you hear about the Chinese lift repairman? , it was Wong on so many levels.
  5. Knock knock Who's there?
    Doorbell repairman.
  6. Does anyone know a southern repairman? Because my dixie wrecked.
  7. So, how do you like your job as an elevator repairman? Meh, it has its ups and downs

Repairman joke, So, how do you like your job as an elevator repairman?

Amusing Repairman Jokes to Make You Laugh with Friends

What funny jokes about repairman you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean repair services jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make repairman pranks.

Wife asks her husband to fix the fridge. He replies "What am I, a repairman?" So she got their neighbor to fix it. She tells her husb "It's fixed. Our neighbor said he would fix it if I either slept with him or baked him a pie."

Husband laughs and asks "So what kind of pie did you bake him?"
Wife replies "What am I, a baker?"

A man walks into a bar and sees h**... and Stalin.

A man walks into a bar and sees h**... and Stalin at a table. He asks them what they were doing and was told that they were planning WW3.
h**... says, "We are going to kill 15 million jews, and a bicycle repairman."
The man, confused asks, "Why the bicycle repairman?"
h**... turns to Stalin and tells him, "See? I told you no one would care about the 15 million Jews!"

A guy walks in a bar asks the bartender

"Isn't that Bush sitting over there?" Guy walks over and says:"Wow,this is a real honor.What are you doing here?"
Bush:"We're planning WWIII.
Guy:"Really? What's going to happen?"
Bush:"Well, we're going to kill 140 million Iraqis and one bicycle repairman."
Guy exclaimed:"Bicycle repairman! Why kill a bicycle repairman?"
Bush turns to Powell,punches him on the shoulder and says:"See, d**...! I told you no one would worry about the 140 million Iraqis!"


A woman got a problem with her closet door - it was falling every time a bus passed by. So she called a repair man. The repairman comes and sees that indeed, the door falls out every time a bus passes by.
"OK, I am gonna see what is going on, just close the door behind me" and he steps into the closet to wait for a bus to pass.
At that time the husband comes from work, opens the closet and finds the repairman.
Husband: "What the h**... are you doing here!"
Repairman:"Well, you are not going to believe it, but I am waiting for a bus!"

One day Stalin and h**... were debating about starting another war.

A guy hears them and asks what they are talking about.
Stalin says, "We're going to start another war this time a billion and a half people and a bicycle repairman will die."
Confused the guy asks, "Why a bicycle repairman?"
Stalin turns to h**... and says, "See, I told you no one would care about a billion and a half people."

Trump and McConnell are in a restaurant

They are discussing their plans to invade Iran. A man walks by their table, intrigued by their conversation and asks them what they are talking about.
Trump explains to the man, We're going to invade Iran and kill 10 million Iranians and one bicycle repairman.
The man exclaims, Why would you kill a bicycle repairman!
Trump turns back to McConnell and tells him, See, I told you no one would care about the 10 million Iranians!

Italian Computer Repair shop

Everytime I try to use Microsoft's search engine on my Italian laptop, the computer explodes. I took it to my Italian Computer repair store. The Italian repairman said "What seems to be the problem? Please keep it brief" so I said "Bad-a-Bing, Bad-a-boom!"

I called my repairman to complain about a faulty icemaker that had been leaking ...

When he came back out to the house, he discovered it was just some ice that had fallen and melted on the floor. I offered my apologies for the mistake. The repairman told me not to worry, as far as he was concerned, it was water under the fridge.

Repairman joke, did you hear about the Chinese lift repairman?