Repaint Jokes
10 repaint jokes and hilarious repaint puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about repaint that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Patients in an insane asylum are eating plaster off the walls,
the head doctor calls in the best doctor in the country to try and solve this problem. So the best doctor comes in and inspects the walls. He tells the head doctor to repaint the walls from red to green. The next day after the walls are repainted the head doctor comes in and sees the patients sitting and staring at the walls. "Why aren't you eating the walls now?" the head doctor asks them. "They arn't ripe yet"
A painter is employed to whitewash the local church. But he makes the mistake of thinning the paint down too much, so that it all washes away the first time it rains.
The minister rings the painter to complain. "What do you want me to do about it?" says the painter.
"Repaint," says the minister, "And thin no more."
I want to repaint my room a shade of white...
...but I can't decide between "eggshell", "beige", or "2016 Oscars".
A priest is painting the outside of his church...
He realizes he won't have enough paint to complete the job unless he adds water, which he does. When he finishes, a freak rainstorm pops up and his handiwork is lost as all the paint is washed off. From the clouds, a voice calls out:
"Repaint, and thin no more."
A poor man goes to a rich person's house and says that he will do anything for $100
The man tells him: If you repaint my porch, I will give you $100
3 hours later, the poor man says that he is finished.
Seeing no paint on his porch, the rich man says: I'm not paying you, you didn't do anything
The poor man replied: Yeah I did, but it's not a Porsche, it's a Mercedes
My grandpa isn't very computer savvy
So my Grandpa (72) got on the internet only recently and is still very unsure about how to use it. A month or so ago I taught him how to use email, to his amazement.
I also showed him how web browsing works and showed him how to put questions into Google search.
Yesterday he was planning to repaint the shed and wanted to know if latex paint would stick to stucco, so he did a search for Latex b**....
I went to an all black highschool
This year they decided to repaint it blue.
So a priest walks into a bar...
Looks at the ugly walls, and says to the bartender:
"My son, you must repaint".
We're repainting, and today I'm painting the wall green...
Tomorrow I'll paint the CVS.
An artist went to confession...
...where he admitted to cheating his clients on his hues.
The priest told him, "Repaint, repaint, and thin no more."
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