Renting Jokes
8 renting jokes and hilarious renting puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about renting that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Hilarious Renting Jokes that Bring Laughter with Friends
What is a good renting joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
I spent all my cash renting a limo and it didn't come with a driver.
Wasted all that money and nothing to chauffeur it.
Moving company: "You've got a lot of heavy furniture to haul. I suggest renting a moving truck."
Dad: "Why would I want to rent a truck that doesn't move?"
I once shared renting a property with a man from the army...
...I took the right half, and he was the left tenant.
A Soldier I was renting a house to did a runner
And owes me 6 months rent. He said he was a General but I've since discovered he is a Left Tenant.
Marriage is like buying a house...
...and prostitution is like renting.
I'm moving to North Carolina and I think I'm going to buy a house instead of renting
I hear the market is flooded right now
For some reason, I have a hard time renting trailers.
I never seem to pull it off without a hitch.
I now understand why the Brits have leftenants instead of lieutenants
Otherwise they'd be renting bathrooms during combat.
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