Rental Property Jokes
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Rental Property Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
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I had a chance to buy a couple of haunted houses and turn them into rental properties...
but I said no, because who wants to be the lessor of two evils?
I prefer to buy rental properties that take up an entire city block or more.
I'm in it for the long hall.
10 ants were applying for a joint rental application...
...They meet with the rental agent and are discussing details of the property. One of the ants says "so this ant next to me is Dave, we met in university - great guy. Sarah, Jack and Bobby over there I met through work at the ant hill two trees over, we used to go out leaf hunting together - so much fun. Jackson over here I met at my Cousin's birthday where he got up on a table and started dancing. Amanda here came from interstate to stay wi...."
"ENOUGH!" shouts the rental agent. "What has any of this got to do with your rental application??"
"Oh" the ant replied "I was just giving you our ten ant history"
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