Rent Free Jokes
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Anne Frank showed a cunning and resolve that any Jew would have been proud of.
Two years rent free.
worst part of childhood is monsters in the closet/under the bed
worst part of adulthood is realizing they were living there rent-free and you missed your chance to charge them
Moving back in with your parents is not rent free.
There's at least one or two of them.
I'm too cheap to rent a parachute
I prefer free falling
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An Italian went to church to admit his sins.
When the father opened the confessional's window, man stated talking:
-Father, I have done sin. During ww2 in my neighborhood lived a very beautiful Jewish girl, who asked if I could hide her from the Germans.
Father answered:
-Well, that's bravery and not sin.
The man continued:
-But it wasn't just that. I started to collect "rent" in form of s**.... First once a week, but eded up to every day and twice on Sundays.
Father said:
-That time meny people surely did the same. Thus your sins are forgiven and you are free to go home.
The man still continued:
-Father, I still have one question. Should I tell the woman, that the war is over.
Real estate available on Guantanamo Bay! Don't worry about rent -
Boarding is free!
My parents don't know I'm still living in their basement.
Every night I hold real still when Mom comes to cry over me in bed, and yes, it is definitely worth the free rent.
If Men Ruled the World... Laws:
Lifeguards could remove citizens from beaches for violating the "public ugliness" ordinance.
Car rental agencies would rent tanks.
Telephones would automatically cut off after 30 seconds of conversation.
It would be perfectly legal to steal a sports car as long as you returned it within 24 hours with a full tank of gas.
Get Out of Jail Free cards would be considered legal documents.
Why is housing cheaper as an orphan?
It's 'rent free!
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