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Short renowned jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The renowned humour may include short famous jokes also.

  1. What did renowned Little Shop of Horrors fan, Queen Elizabeth, say to Patrick Stewart at his knighting ceremony? Kneel, Patrick Stewart.
  2. I want to be a world renowned Otorhinolaryngologist even though i know its easier done than said.
  3. Our neighbour is renowned for abductions. There's a sign outside his house. It says: "Trespassing Permitted."
  4. Where are the Atlantis and the lost treasures of many renowned pirates? Nobody knows.It's a well kept seacret.
  5. A renown climber walks into a mountain bar A lousy climber doesn't because the bar was too high
  6. Yet another fugitive has been apprehended thanks to the renowned Chinese detective, Hu Yu Hai Din.
  7. Renowned television psychic, Miss Cleo dead of cancer at 53. Sources report she never saw it coming.
  8. Why was Kunta Kinte such a renowned philosopher? He pondered the question "Toby, or not Toby?"
  9. Why is Aisha a world renowned p**... tester? Because muhammad taught her from a very young age.

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Which renowned one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with renowned? I can suggest the ones about prestigious and notorious.

  1. A world renowned chef undercooked the meat It was a rare misteak
  2. What do you call a world renowned linguist? A figure of speech.
  3. Jesus was renowned for his patience He only got a little cross.
  4. If looks could kill... I'd be a world renowned surgeon.
  5. What do you call the work of a renowned geologist? Rock solid
  6. I dated a renowned tailgater once. We got really close.
  7. Which famous television host is renowned for her kindness? Ellen DeGenerous.
  8. I think my Uncle was a renowned chef. He knows how to beat my meat.
  9. Why is King Arthur looked up to by so many men? He was renown for his pullout game.

Renowned joke, Why is King Arthur looked up to by so many men?

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about renowned can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of renowned puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

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What funny jokes about renowned you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean infamous jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make renowned prank.

A world renowned chemist dies.

A world renowned chemist dies. His will states that he wishes for all of his favorite elements from the periodic table be included with his body. They go to his wife and ask "Are we really going to put a bunch of elements in his casket?
To which she replies
"No, just Barium"

A potato dad is talking to his potato daughters about who they want to marry.

The first daughter says, "Dad, I want to marry a Yukon Gold!" The dad replies "Honey, that's a great idea. Yukon Golds are renowned for their versatility and will make you very happy.
The second daughter says, "Dad, I want to marry a russet." Dad approves of this choice too, since russet potatoes are well-known for being good, traditional potatoes.
The third daughter then says "Dad, I want to marry Bill Maher!" Dad is flabbergasted, and exclaims, "But honey! He's just a common-tater!"

Operation successful

An older gentleman was on the operating table awaiting a complicated surgery on him and.....
he insisted that his son-in-law, a renowned surgeon, perform the operation.
As he was about to get the anaesthesia, he spoke to his son-in-law.
'Yes, Dad, what is it?'
'Don't be nervous son; do your best and just remember, if something happens to me.........
........your mother in law will come and live with you.'
The surgery was a great success....

There was once a great Mexican Magician...

There was once a great Mexican Magician. He was world-renowned for his incredible feats. His most famous act, though, was his vanishing act. He would count;
uno
dos
and suddenly he would disappear without a tres.

The Cardiologist's f**...

A renowned cardiologist passed away, and all his friends from the same hospital attended his f**.... In order to pay tribute to his profession and his passion, he was buried in a coffin shaped like a heart.
After the service, it was noticed that one of the doctors was smiling. When asked why, he said "Oh, I'm just imagining my own f**.... I'm a gynecologist, you see."

A renowned scientist is frustrated with the popularity of misinformation. In an interview, he tells the press my research is meaningless if taken out of context!

The next day, the public is taken by storm as headlines spread that Renowned Scientist Claims That His Research is Meaningless!

I heard that Chicago had a world renowned shooting range. So I went to go check it out. When I got there I couldn't seem to find it, so I asked for directions...

The guy I asked gave me a funny look and said, The city of Chicago is the shooting range.

A man wants to know about his future

He heads over to the most renown Gypsy card reader in the country.
"Please, what does my future hold for me?"
"Mmmmmmmm the cards tell me your ex-wife will be involved in a terrible accident!" Yelled the Gypsy.
The man rolls his eyes and says:
"....Yes, yes I know, but is there gonna be any evidence against me?!?"

A joke by Mirza Ghalib (renowned Urdu / Persian poet) translated into English

Not sure if the humor is lost in translation but I found it hilarious. Anyway here goes:
I got drunk under the influence of love and told her that she's my Goddess;
I immediately sobered up when she told me that Goddesses are worshipped by many.

The difference between birds

A new study from a renowned bird journal found the difference between crows and ravens.
Apparently, aside from size, their wings are made differently. The common crow has six pinions per wing, while the raven has only five.
The conclusion: It is only a difference of a pinion.

Speaking of foreskins.....

A baby boy was born back in 2015 with a rare condition called Ablepharon-macrostomia syndrome that left him without eyelids.  This happened in my small resort town in upstate NY, it turned that there was a world-renowned plastic surgeon in town and he performed a surgery to correct the condition. Due to the lack of suitable donors for the skin the doctor used the boy's f**..., post circumcision.  I saw him the other day and other than looking a little c**...-eyed he seemed okay. 

A Dr. Of marine biology was inspired to create a new beverage.

Dr. Marcus Opor, renowned marine biologist and ocean sustainability expert, experimented with a brewed beverage with skipjack tuna as its primary ingredient. He spent years alternating its composition, striving for a balance of savory and rich ocean flavors. At last, he perfected his "tea", and was ready to bring it to market.
Dr. Opor made a single sample of his piscine tea and brought it to Costco to perform a taste test. Sadly, nobody was interested in his tuna beverage and it was thrown out.
It was a wasted Opor tuna tea.

A threat

An elderly man was on the operating table awaiting surgery to be performed by his son, a renowned surgeon. Just before they would put him under, he asked to speak to his son: "Don't be nervous, son, do your best and just remember, if it doesn't go well, if something happens to me… your mother is going to come and live with you and your wife. No pressure, seriously."

After being found guilty of massive tax fraud and sentenced to 30 years in prison, a world renowned clairvoyant used his short stature to escape and is currently on the run from authorities.

The headlines read 'Small Medium at Large'

The King of Slaveria fancied himself quite the Casanova

He was renowned throughout the lands for his voracious s**... appetite, and never travelled anywhere without at least a half a dozen concubines in his royal entourage. It so happened that on a voyage to survey his lands across the sea that his royal ship ran into a hurricane and sank. All were lost save the King and his Royal Jester who managed to make it to a small desert island. Well, it wasn't long before the King was at his wit's end.....

Renowned joke, Our neighbour is renowned for abductions.

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