Renewing Vows Jokes
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My stepdad told me it was pointless to apply to med-school because I was too s**... to be a doctor
8 years later and one of us is an unemployed loser with a drinking problem and the other is making six figures and going to Hawaii this weekend to renew his wedding vows with my mom.
I asked my wife if she wanted to renew our wedding vows for our anniversary.
She said "two wrongs don't make a right."
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My wife and I are planning our 21st wedding anniversary celebration.
Here lies the problem: she wants to go to Outback Steakhouse, I want s**..., and my mother-in-law thinks we should renew our vows at church. Well, I'm all for compromise, so we should have s**... outback of the church.
A young man enters a monastery high in the mountains.
The monastery practices a strict code of silence as a test of discipline. Each year, before renewing their sacred vows of silence, the monks may say only two words to the friar.
At the end of his first year, the man says: "Food's bland!" The friar nods and blesses him.
At the end of the second year, he says: "Bed's cold!" The friar nods and blesses him once more.
On his third year, he says: "I quit!" The friar nods and says:
"Go ahead! You've been here for three years and you've done nothing but complain!"
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