Renewable Jokes
31 renewable jokes and hilarious renewable puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about renewable that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Looking for some laughs? Check out this collection of Renewable Jokes on renewable energy, renewable resources, infections, botany, and egos. Perfect for the environmentally-conscious person in your life.
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Funniest Renewable Short Jokes
Short renewable jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The renewable humour may include short recycled jokes also.
- A solar panel is talking to a wind turbine... The solar panel says, "So what do you think about this whole renewable energy thing?"
The turbine replies, "I'm a big fan." - New Scottish First Minister just promised to renew negotiations for independence No matter what happens, I'm sure the English will walk out scot-free
- Why couldn't the dwarves renew their lease on the Lonely Mountain? It failed the Smaug test.
- I forgot to renew the fee for my Scrabble membership Now they're sending me threatening letters!
- Soon I'll have a driverless car... I'm not getting a Tesla. It's just my insurance runs out and I can't afford to renew it.
- My energy supplier proudly boasts that they use 100% renewables. They sent my renewal quote. Can anybody tell me what day it was, when wind doubled in price?
- Renewing public sector is like moving a graveyard. You won't get much help from those already there.
- Did you know that Germany has one of the highest renewable energy use ratings in the world? They most certainly use less gas now.
- Two wind turbines are having a paddle 1: What's your thoughts on renewable energy?
2: I'm a big fan. - Teacher: Nitrogen isn't a renewable resource. Me: Can we fix that?
(Came up with this joke just a few hours earlier when my Bio teacher said this.)
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Renewable One Liners
Which renewable one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with renewable? I can suggest the ones about recurring and solar.
- You know what was the biggest waste of money in 2020? I renewed my passport
- How do windmills feel about renewable energy? They're pretty big fans
- What's a good source of Vietnamese renewable energy? A Nguyen mill.
- What's your stand on renewable energy? I don't know about you, but I'm a Big Fan.
- THE KRAKEN: Yes, I'd like to renew my lease, please. LANDLORD: Re-lease the Kraken!
- What do you call a TV show discussing renewable energy? The solar panel
- Renewable energy? I'm a big fan
- I don't think its feasible to have 100% renewable energy It's just a Pipe dream.
- Using windmills as a source for renewable energy? I'm a big fan
- You could call me a windmill Because I'm a huge fan of renewable energy
- What's the most renewable part of the human body? The solar plexus.
- Doomsday preppers Just got renewed for four more seasons.
- Wife renewed me for another season.
- Costa Rica has gone 76 straight days of... 100% renewable memes!
Renewable Energy Jokes
Here is a list of funny renewable energy jokes and even better renewable energy puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What do you call a group of people in charge of renewable energy for a town? A solar panel.
- What are the gorillaz favorite source of renewable energy? Windmill, windmill for the land.
- What's a republican way to provide renewable energy to all of America? Build a generator around Eisenhower's grave
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Playful Renewable Jokes to Add Joy and Laughter to Your Group
What funny jokes about renewable you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean environmentally friendly jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make renewable pranks.
The Bacon Tree
Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert after crossing into the United States, wandering aimlessly and starving. They are about to just lie down and wait for death, when all of a sudden Luis says...
"Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell? Ees bacon, I theenk."
"Si, Luis, eet sure smells like bacon. "
With renewed hope they struggle up the next sand dune, & there, in the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon.
There's raw bacon, there's fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon... Every imaginable kind of cured pork.
"Pepe, Pepe, we ees saved. Ees a bacon tree."
"Luis, maybe ees a meerage? We ees in the desert don't forget."
"Pepe, since when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smell like
bacon...ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree."
And with that, Luis staggers towards the tree. He gets to within 5 metres, Pepe crawling close behind, when suddenly a machine gun opens up, and Luis drops like a wet sock. Mortally wounded, he warns Pepe with his dying breath;
"Pepe... go back man, you was right, ees not a bacon tree!"
"Luis, Luis mi amigo... what ees it? "
"Pepe.. ees not a bacon tree. Ees
Ees
Ees
Ees
Ees a ham bush...."
My stepdad told me it was pointless to apply to med-school because I was too s**... to be a doctor
8 years later and one of us is an unemployed loser with a drinking problem and the other is making six figures and going to Hawaii this weekend to renew his wedding vows with my mom.
