The Best 31 Rene Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Rene jokes. There are some rene richard jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these rene descartes puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Rene Jokes and Puns

A horse walks into a bar; the bartender asks, "Hello, do you want a beer?" The horse responds, "I think not," and promptly disappears.

Now, admittedly, this joke only makes sense if you are familiar with the French Enlightenment philosopher, Rene Descartes, who famously said, "I think, therefore I am." The horse thought not, and therefore wasn't...

But if I had explained that first, I would have been putting Descartes before da horse!

Renes Descartes goes into a bar

The barkeeper asks him: "You want a beer?"

Descartes agrees and after that he drinks many more.

Later when he is quite drunk he grabs his keys and moves towards his car.

The barkeeper stops him from entering the car and asks him: "Do you really think, driving your state is a good idea?"

Descartes replies: "Yeah, you're right. I don't think..." and abruptly stops existing.

A horse walks into a bar, and orders a drink.

He finished it, and the bartender asks if he wants another one. The horse replies I think not and disappears.

This joke is normally told with Rene Descartes as the subject, but to tell you that one first is to put Descartes before the horse.

Rene joke, A horse walks into a bar, and orders a drink.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender is a horse.

He says, "Oh, hey Rene, you want the usual?". Rene says "Yeah sure. Why the long face?". The horse and bar disappear because they were never, in fact, real and the only thing that definitely did exist was Rene.

You see it's a joke about Rene Descartes, but if I told you that at the beginning I would be putting Descartes before De Horse

A horse walks in to a bar...

The bartender greets him, and says "You've been coming in here a lot. Do you think you might have a drinking problem?"

The horse pauses for a minute and says, "I think not."

And immediately disappears.



See, this joke plays on the famous Rene Descartes philosophical quote "I think, therefore I am." I would have explained that first, but that would have been putting Descartes before the horse.


So a horse walks into a bar...

So a horse walks into a bar. The barkeep seems to know that the horse frequently goes to bars, and he asks the horse, "Aren't you an alcoholic by now?"

The horse replies, "I think not!" and disappears, seemingly into thin air.

See, the joke here is based on Rene Descartes' famous philosophy of "I think, therefore I am", however, explaining that part first would be putting Descartes before the horse.

Rene Descartes walks into a bar. . .

. . .and orders a beer. When he finishes is, the barkeep asks "Have another?" Descartes replies "I think not."

. . .and POOF. He vanishes.

Rene joke, Rene Descartes walks into a bar. . .

So Rene points to Gorgias in the schoolyard and says, "you're a stupid solipsist...".

...and Gorgias says, "I know you are but what I am."

Rene Descartes walks into a bar.
The Bartender says, "Hey, Rene, you want a scotch?" Descartes replies, "No, I think not."
And then he vanishes.

No dice.

RenΓ© Descartes Walks Into A Bar

He orders a beer and drinks it. The bartender returns and asks if he wants a second one. Rene responds "I think not" and promptly disappears.

Rene Descartes walks into a bar

The bartender asks do you want a drink?

Descartes replies I think not, and vanishes.

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Rene Descartes goes to a restaurant and orders a cheeseburger.

The waiter says, "Would you like fries with that, sir?"

Rene Descartes replies, "I think not," and ceases to exist.

Mr. Stark, I'm not feeling so good...

Rene Descartes get home from work.

Wife: You forgot groceries again!?

Descartes: I'm sorry honey, I wasn't thinking.

*Descartes slowly fades from existence*

Rene Descartes walks into a bar...

The bartender asks, "will you be having a drink tonight?"

Descartes replies, "I think not."

And POOF, he disappears.

Renee Descartes walks into a bar

Bartender: would you like a drink?
Descartes: I think not!
Descartes then vanishes from existence.

Rene Descartes walked in to a bar.

Barkeep asks " Do you want a drink?"

Descartes says "I think not," and poof. He's gone.

Rene joke, Rene Descartes walked in to a bar.

Renewing public sector is like moving a graveyard.

You won't get much help from those already there.

Rene Descartes walks into a bar

The bartender asks him if he'd like a drink. Descartes replies "I think not" and vanishes.

I think, therefore I am.

Rene Descartes is sitting in a bar, having a drink. The bartender asks
him if he would like another.
I think not, he says, and vanishes in a puff of smoke.


Rene De Carte Walks into A Bar

Rene De Carte walks into a bar.

The bartender asked if he wanted a drink.

De Carte responded with I think not

De Carte disappears.

Renewable energy?

I'm a big fan

Rene Descartes walks into an empty room...

After some time he remarks, Is it solipsistic in here, or is it just me?

Rene Descartes walks into a bar...

The bartender asks him: Would you like a beer?

Descartes replies: I think not and disappears.

Rene Descartes walks into a bar

The bartender offers Descartes a whiskey,
To which he replies "hmmm I don't think..."
And dissapers.

Why is Renee Zellweger sad?

She entered a Renee Zellweger lookalike contest, and lost.

Rene Descartes walks into a bar

The bartender asked him if he wanted a drink to which he replied, I think not and instantly disappeared.

Rene Descartes is walking down the street

When he runs into a group of his cronies. Care to join us for a beer? they ask the philosopher. I think not," says Descartes and disappears.

Salvador Dali, Rene Magritte and Max Ernst walk into a bar...

...and the bar tender said, drinks are on the house.

I just renewed my subscription to Married Playboy.

Every month they send you a picture of the same woman.

What's the most renewable part of the human body?

The solar plexus.

A server asked Rene Descartes if he would like another cup of coffee...

He replied, "I think not!" And disappeared.

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