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Short rename jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The rename humour may include short replace jokes also.

  1. Reddit should rename 'share' to 'spreddit', 'delete' to 'shreddit' and 'karma' to 'creddit'. Yet they haven't. I don't geddit.
  2. A Suggestion to Reddit HQ Reddit should rename 'share' to 'spreddit', 'delete' to 'shreddit' and 'karma' to 'creddit'. Yet they haven't. I don't geddit.
  3. What would be the first thing communists do if they ruled the solar system? Rename uranus to Ouranus
  4. If im ever sent to jail, im going to rename myself Mitochondria This is to let them know I am the powerhouse of the cell
  5. I decided to stop calling the bathroom 'John' and renamed it 'Jim'. I feel so much better saying "I went to the Jim this morning
  6. I decided to rename my toilet from "The John" to "The Jim." I feel much better saying I've been to "The Jim" this morning.
  7. I renamed my toilet form John to Jim the other day- -that way, I can tell people that I wake up and go to the Jim every morning.
  8. A street near Buckingham palace is being renamed to Prince Andrew's Close It's not honorary, it's a warning.
  9. Did you hear about Marvel wanting to buy the NHL? They want to rename the championship trophy, The Stan Lee Cup
  10. Did you hear that Elon Musk is planning to buy the entire island of Madagascar? He's planning to rename it Madaelectriccar.

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  1. Did you hear Jeff Bezos is buying Crunchyroll? He is renaming it to amazon Weeb Services.
  2. You know how we should rename makeawish? Final fantasy
  3. My email password has been hacked again That's the third time I've had to rename my cat
  4. I renamed my iPod The Titanic When I plug it in, it says "The Titanic is syncing".
  5. I renamed my iPod Titantic It's syncing much better now.
  6. Ellen should give away more stuff Then rename her show Ellen the Generous.
  7. Robinhood is going to be renamed Custer Because they're about to get Sioux'd.
  8. What to do in jail If I ever get arrested, I'm gonna rename myself to "Mitochondria"
  9. LGBT should rename themselves BLTG. It's more tasteful.
  10. Buzz feed steal so much content they should rename themselves The Appropriated Press
  11. The scientific community has finally agreed to rename the planet Uranus to Urmama
  12. Tottenham have renamed their trophy room... ..to "The Room".
  13. Geez, somebody's found the password to my account. ,,Guess I'll have to rename my dog.
  14. Catholic Church service on Sunday has been renamed! They now attend Sunday Mask.
  15. I petitioned to rename a Canadian province... Their government would have Nunavut

Rename joke, I petitioned to rename a Canadian province...

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What funny jokes about rename you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean named jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make rename pranks.

The Last Exorcism 2 is coming to theaters soon...

I guess this means they should rename the first one to The Not-Quite-Last Exorcism.

They should rename the SA80 to Bob Marley

Because it's always jammin'

Someone discovered my password.

Now I have to rename my dog.

Regarding Canada

If they ever invade the States, I move we rename them the US-Eh

They should rename type 1 and type 2 diabetes...

...to not your fault and your fault diabetes

Today I learned that Disney had to rename Moana in Italy because an Italian pornstar has the same name

AND NO ONE KNOOOOOOOOWS HOW DEEP SHE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOES.

Sprint should rename their company

To slow jog

We just renamed our cat to Ben-Hur

It used to be Ben until she had kittens.

Dolly Parton's made a major move into the grocery business...

She bought the chains Piggly Wiggly, Giant and Harris Teeter, and is going to rename them "Giant Wiggly Teeters".

Apparently Putin wants to rename a river in the annexed region of Ukraine

Crimea a river

We should rename a school "u**..."

So this republican government will actually do something about the children dying inside them.

If people are going to just keep reposting jokes

The we should rename this sub Amy Schumer.

Petition to rename Jupiter

...to Jewpiter because its a gas planet

Perfect solution to make the Right want gun control...

Rename schools to uteruses so they'll care about kids dying there.

Decided to rename my Bank app to Onion

Every time I open it the tears come down my face

Google just bought Uber.

They are going to rename the company Goober.

Renamed my bathroom

Now it called "The Gym" , and I can talk to my friends about how I've already been today.

What did they rename the Norse god of lightning after he turned into gold and began writing books?

Author

I renamed my iPhone The Titanic

So when I plug it in my computer it says The Titanic is syncing.

A Veterans Day Joke: If Donald Trump refuses to leave the White House...

They should just rename it Viet Nam and see how fast he leaves.

How do you get Texas to regulate their power grid?

Rename it u**....

I renamed my iPhone "The Titanic"

Now, when I plug it in, it informs me: The Titanic is syncing.

In my contacts, I should rename my crush to potassium

Because she is always responding with "K"

There was a street in my town named after Chuck Norris but the council had to rename it.

Nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives

Rename joke, There was a street in my town named after Chuck Norris but the council had to rename it.