The Best 55 Rename Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Rename jokes. There are some rename codename jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these rename historic puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Rename Jokes and Puns

The Last Exorcism 2 is coming to theaters soon...

I guess this means they should rename the first one to The Not-Quite-Last Exorcism.

I renamed my toilet form John to Jim the other day-

-that way, I can tell people that I wake up and go to the Jim every morning.

Did you hear about the changes that are being made to the SAT?

They should rename the test from "SAT" to just "T" since they're dropping the essay.

Rename joke, Did you hear about the changes that are being made to the SAT?

They should rename the SA80 to Bob Marley

Because it's always jammin'

Someone discovered my password.

Now I have to rename my dog.


They should rename the star of the newly discovered solar system with earth like exoplanets Peter Dinklage

Because it's an ultracool dwarf star

I think we should rename the Water Sports in the Rio Olympics

Secret of the Ooze is more accurate

Rename joke, I think we should rename the Water Sports in the Rio Olympics

Regarding Canada

If they ever invade the States, I move we rename them the US-Eh

I renamed my iPod Titantic

It's syncing much better now.

LGBT should rename themselves BLTG.

It's more tasteful.

They should rename type 1 and type 2 diabetes...

...to not your fault and your fault diabetes

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Today I learned that Disney had to rename Moana in Italy because an Italian pornstar has the same name

AND NO ONE KNOOOOOOOOWS HOW DEEP SHE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOES.

Ellen should give away more stuff

Then rename her show Ellen the Generous.

Turkish Airlines should rename themselves...

...to Air-Dogan

Sprint should rename their company

To slow jog

I petitioned to rename a Canadian province...

Their government would have Nunavut

Rename joke, I petitioned to rename a Canadian province...

I decided to rename my toilet from "The John" to "The Jim."

I feel much better saying I've been to "The Jim" this morning.

We just renamed our cat to Ben-Hur

It used to be Ben until she had kittens.

Dolly Parton's made a major move into the grocery business...

She bought the chains Piggly Wiggly, Giant and Harris Teeter, and is going to rename them "Giant Wiggly Teeters".


Apparently Putin wants to rename a river in the annexed region of Ukraine

Crimea a river

They need to rename tinder.

Buzz feed steal so much content they should rename themselves

The Appropriated Press

They Should Rename PlayStation Network to PlayStation Notwork...

We should rename a school "uterus"

So this republican government will actually do something about the children dying inside them.

What would be the first thing communists do if they ruled the solar system?

Rename Uranus to Ouranus

If people are going to just keep reposting jokes

The we should rename this sub Amy Schumer.

If im ever sent to jail, im going to rename myself Mitochondria

This is to let them know I am the powerhouse of the cell

Petition to rename Jupiter

...to Jewpiter because its a gas planet

Perfect solution to make the Right want gun control...

Rename schools to uteruses so they'll care about kids dying there.

Did you hear about Marvel wanting to buy the NHL?

They want to rename the championship trophy, The Stan Lee Cup

My email password has been hacked again

That's the third time I've had to rename my cat

Decided to rename my Bank app to Onion

Every time I open it the tears come down my face

Geez, somebody's found the password to my account.

,,Guess I'll have to rename my dog.

Google just bought Uber.

They are going to rename the company Goober.

Why should we rename the alphabet to the cyclops?

Because it only has one I.

(I made it up to entertain my four year old, but I'm still kinda of it.)

Why did the kite flyer rename his girlfriend "wind" ?

Because he likes when the wind blows hard.

India is about to rename its largest river.

It is supposed to be called the Gangbanges.

What was the name of the process that supporters of Johnny Appleseed went through to rename West Virginia after him?

The Appalachian Apple Nation Appellation.

My email account got hacked again.

That's the third time I've had to rename my cat.

In light of Russia's recent attacks on America...

I propose we rename it "Cyberia"

We should rename races to drinks.

French = Wine

Irish = Beer

Jewish = Cordial

Why did they rename Bill Clinton Airport?

They were tired of planes going down all the time.

How do you get your husband to stop looking at your emails

You rename it directions

What to do in jail

If I ever get arrested, I'm gonna rename myself to "Mitochondria"

Renamed my bathroom

Now it called "The Gym" , and I can talk to my friends about how I've already been today.

What did they rename the Norse god of lightning after he turned into gold and began writing books?

Author

We need to rename the football team in Washington

And it needs to be a name that represents and exemplifies equality for skins of all color. Therefore, I propose the team from here on out be called the Washington Foreskins.

I renamed my iPhone The Titanic

So when I plug it in my computer it says The Titanic is syncing.

You know how we should rename makeawish?

Final fantasy

A Veterans Day Joke: If Donald Trump refuses to leave the White House...

They should just rename it Viet Nam and see how fast he leaves.

Reddit should rename 'share' to 'spreddit', 'delete' to 'shreddit' and 'karma' to 'creddit'.

Yet they haven't. I don't geddit.

How do you get Texas to regulate their power grid?

Rename it uterus.

I renamed my iPod The Titanic

When I plug it in, it says "The Titanic is syncing".

The scientific community has finally agreed to rename the planet Uranus

to Urmama

Did you hear that Elon Musk is planning to buy the entire island of Madagascar?

He's planning to rename it Madaelectriccar.

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