Renaissance Fair Jokes
10 renaissance fair jokes and hilarious renaissance fair puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about renaissance fair that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Renaissance Fair Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
What is a good renaissance fair joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
I volunteer part time as a jouster at the renaissance fair.
I'm a free lancer.
At a renaissance fair, a Royal Entertainer held a door open for me.
It was a nice jester.
I just got arrested while on stage at a renaissance fair.
Apparently my agent was confused and they actually booked me to perform a lute act on stage.
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My girlfriend and I went to the Renaissance fair and saw a minstrel get cut in the arm
He's gonna be okay though, my girlfriend had just the thing to stop the flow of minstrel blood
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Guy walks into a bar with brown robes on...
Guy walks into a bar with brown robes on and the bartender asks "what's with the robes, you just get out of a Renaissance faire?
He replies, No I'm a Carmelite priest.
The bartender exclaims "I'll be d**...!
He answers I hope not!"
Had a lot of fun the Renaissance fair last summer with the wife.
I had a great time riding her in to battle!
Did you hear about the riot at the Renaissance fair?
There was luting in the streets
My parents won't take me to the Renaissance festival.
No fair at all.
My wife is on her lady time while at the Renaissance Faire and told me she was craving chocolate.
I asked her if the craving was period-specific.
Why do e's hate renaissance fairs?
There's always a thorne in their side.
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