The Best 20 Remover Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Remover jokes. There are some remover fragrance jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these remover cleanser puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Remover Jokes and Puns

Why does Hitler like acetone?

It's a Polish Remover

What was the first thing Hitler bought from the beauty shop?

Polish remover

A Polish man calls 911

And says, "Help! My wife is trying to kill me!"

The operator asks, "How can you be sure?"

The Pole says, "I was looking through her medicine cabinet, and I found Polish Remover!"

Remover joke, A Polish man calls 911

What is Hitler's favourite beauty product?

Polish Remover

What does a rusty can of spray-on rust remover smell like?

Irony.


Why did the Polish man think his wife was plotting to murder him?

He found a bottle of polish remover on her dresser

Dog Show Hair Remover

A young woman had entered her dog in the dog show in the smooth-haired breed category. To give it an advantage, she went to the pharmacist for some hair remover. The pharmacist gave her the product requested and advised, "Just remember to keep your arms up for at least five minutes." "Errr... it's not for my armpits," she flustered, embarrassed, "it's for my Chihuahua" "Oh well, in that case," said the pharmacist, "don't ride a bike for twenty minutes."

Remover joke, Dog Show Hair Remover

I poured Spot remover on my dog...

Now he's gone.

I spilled spot remover on my dog

Now he's gone.

How did Hitler conquer Poland?

He used a lot of polish remover.

I bought some Spot remover at the market yesterday. . .

. . . and now I can't find my dog

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If I had a dollar for every girl that looked different in real life than she did on her online dating photos...

I still wouldn't have enough money for make-up remover for 1 of them

On this stain remover it said: "Gets rid of all marks."

Now I wish we'd named our son that.

Did you hear about the Polak who thought his wife was trying to kill him?

On her dressing table he found a bottle of "Polish Remover"

Did you hear about the new bread-crust remover?

It uses cutting edge technology

I accidentally sprayed spot remover on my dog...

...now he's gone.

Remover joke, I accidentally sprayed spot remover on my dog...

Nail Polish Remover

A job for acetone or Eva Braun.

What do you call a guillotine for black people?

Racist.

Also, a blackhead remover.

Why can't you bring polish remover on the plane?

Because he's been dead since 1945.


I ordered a tin of paint remover the other day to get rid of the design on my car

I can't wait for the de-livery.

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We suggest to use only working remover sherbert piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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