Remover Jokes

Funniest Remover Short Jokes

Short remover jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The remover humour may include short removal jokes also.

1. Why was my post removed Can someone from admin please explain to me why my post was removed?
   I'm really annoyed about this because now my fence has fallen over.
2. Im surprised that Roy Moore wants a recount; a large gap in number had never bothered him before. Get it?
   
3. Why was my post removed? Can anyone tell me why my post was removed?
   I'm a bit annoyed by this because my fence has fallen over.
4. I had to remove the battery from my carbon monoxide detector. The constant beeping was giving me a headache and making me feel sick.
5. The Robinhood app has a rating of 4.7 stars in the app store. But current market conditions prevent us from allowing investors to add new star. You may only remove stars until conditions improve.
6. Condoms 1272AD - arab Muslims invent the first condoms using the lower intestine of goats.
   1856AD - English farmers improve on the idea by first removing the intestine from the goat.
7. What do liquid Draino and a Dutch stripper have in common? They both slowly remove clogs.
   I'll see myself out... Hey, at least it was original.
   Thanks for the gold !
8. I had a racing snail, I thought it would be faster if I removed it's shell... It only made it more sluggish.
9. Two days into my diet I removed all the junk food from my house.... .....and it was delicious
10. I entered a my pet snail into a race and removed its shell thinking it would make it faster... Unfortunately, it only made it more sluggish.

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Remover One Liners

Which remover one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with remover? I can suggest the ones about cleaner and removal man.

1. Roses are red, reposting is lame, [this post was removed due to a copyright claim.]
2. I'd like to dedicate this joke to my wisdom teeth. [Removed]
3. Wives are like grenades... Remove the ring and boom, house is gone!
4. A feminist and a Muslim walk into a bar. - comedy removed due to complaints -
5. What happened to king Henry the VIII's wife's head? (removed)
6. A wife is like a hand grenade... remove the ring and your house is gone!
7. How do you turn a seal into a sea lion? Remove an electron.
8. I took a selfie after my kidney removal surgery hashtag nofilter
9. How many mods does it take to screw in a light bulb? \[removed\]
10. How do you make 7 even? By removing the S
11. How do you turn Six into Nine? Remove the S
12. My friend Phillip got his lip removed yesterday.. we call him Phil now
13. My kid swallowed a torch today... It's ok - it was removed and now he's delighted.
14. im thinking about removing my spine... i feel like its only holding me back
15. What do you call a unicorn that's had its horn removed. Eunuchorn

Stain Remover Jokes

Here is a list of funny stain remover jokes and even better stain remover puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Despite removing all the stains, I still lost my job as a Church window cleaner.
• On this stain remover it said: "Gets rid of all marks." Now I wish we'd named our son that.

Amusing Remover Jokes to Make You Laugh with Friends

What funny jokes about remover you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean eraser jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make remover pranks.