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- I just found out a friend of mine had their appendix removed... ... so I asked what the surgical team had decided to do with the forward, introduction, contents, glossary and index?
- Why did the book get stitches? Because he had his appendix removed.
note: books can also be female. - I had my appendix removed a few years ago... I hope I never need surgery again. If I do, how will the surgeon be able to find anything in my body?
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- Book, you look so much thinner! I know! I had my appendix removed!
- My doctor removed my appendix... Now all that's left is the table of contents.
- What did the doctor do after he finished reading the book? He removed the appendix!
- Why did the student stop citing references? Because he had his appendix removed.
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When your appendix is removed it's called an appendectomy.
When your u**... is removed it's called a hysterectomy. What's it called when you have a growth removed from your head? A haircut.
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Doctor: we had to remove your appendix
**JRR Tolkien:** but that's where I explain why elves hate dwarves
A man calls his doctor
"Doctor, my wife has appendicitis, it's emergency !"
"That's impossible, I personally removed your wife's appendix ! I have never seen someone having appendicitis twice !"
"And someone having a new wife, have you seen that ?"
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What do you call an operation.
what do you call an operation to have your tonsils removed? a Tonsillectomy.
What do you call an operation to have your appendix removed? an Appendectomy.
What do you call an operation where a man has his tubes cut so he can't have children? a vasectomy.
What do you call an operation when a woman has a s**... change? an Add-a-d**...-to-me.