The Best 7 Remotes Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Remotes jokes. There are some remotes flatscreen jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these remotes television puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Remotes Jokes and Puns

Why will button controlled remotes always be better than voice command?

It goes without saying.

Where did all the TV remotes go when you can't find them?

To a remote island...

My parents have 4 TV remotes and I'm trying to figure out what they do.

I'm remote learning.

I treat my remotes like I treat my wife

If they stop working, I give them a smack on the back

What do Libyan people put in their TV remotes?

Tripoli batteries.


What do violent recovering alcoholics and Wii remotes have in common?

AA battery

I used to have for remotes for my TV then I bought a universal remote.

Now I have five remotes.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the remotes appliances jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working remotes joystick piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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