Remote Control Jokes
47 remote control jokes and hilarious remote control puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about remote control that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Remote Control Short Jokes
Short remote control jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The remote control humour may include short universal remote jokes also.
- I remember the first time I saw a universal remote control. I thought to myself, "Well, this changes everything"
- It was a sad and disappointing day when I discovered my universal remote control did not in fact control the universe.
Not even remotely. - The man who invented the remote control has sadly died. His body was found down the back of the sofa.
- Why will button controlled remotes always be better than voice command? It goes without saying.
- It was a sad day when I discovered… my new Universal Remote Control does not, in fact, control the Universe. Not even remotely.
- The man who invented the remote control has died They found him at home, between his couch cushions.
- The man who invented the TV remote control died... He's going to be buried between two couch cushions.
- I've noticed my wife gets very aggressive about controlling the TV remote at the same time each month. It's nothing but period drama.
- I bought a universal remote today. I was disappointed to find out that it does not, in fact, control the universe. Not even remotely.
- did you hear about the remote control that went to jail. apparently he was charged with battery
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Remote Control One Liners
Which remote control one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with remote control? I can suggest the ones about remote and game controller.
- My remote control batteries died out today. So I gave them away, free of charge.
- What is the pinnacle of laziness? Having a remote control for your remote control.
- Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?
- Why did the T.V. break up with the remote? She thought he was too controlling.
- The control for the air conditioner was so far away It was not even remotely close
- What did the air conditioner say to its remote control? You turn me on.
- Why do French people hate remote controls? They are too easy Toulouse.
- The inventor of the remote control died. But now nobody can find him...
- I am a television, and she is a remote control with no batteries... She can't turn me on.
- Who do you pat with encouragement when they fail to work? A Remote control
- A man is following me around with a remote control. I think he's toying with me.
- Loosing your control.. Loosing your control is not even remotely funny.
Fun-Filled Remote Control Jokes to Make You and Your Friends Chuckle & Giggle
What funny jokes about remote control you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean computer mouse jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make remote control pranks.
It was a sad and disappointing day when I discovered my Universal Remote Control did not, in fact, control the Universe.
Not even remotely.
(I stole this joke from fb and it made my drunk a**... laugh out loud so I wanted to share but I'm sorry if it's a repost)
Joe saw a s**... young exotic girl walking out from a bank, a remote control dropped from her mini skirt.
He picked it up and planed to give it back.
But the girl looked at him, her face turned red and seemed nervous and coy.
Joe understood it all of a sudden...
He smiled obscenely and pressed the button on the remote.
Then the bank exploded.
I became best friends with my artificially intelligent remote control quadcopter named "ROTOR".
He is my **pal** n **drone**.
A single guy walks into a bar
A single guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. "I've been trying that online dating thing. Almost every single girl has the same old line in their profile," he tells the bartender. "Oh yeah, what line is that?" the bartender asks. "They all say, 'If I was meant to be controlled I would have come with a remote,'" the guy says. "Well the joke's on them. I've been turning women off without a remote for years."
If war is the father of invention, and necessity is the mother of invention...
Then laziness must be the drunk uncle with inventions like the remote control, la-z-boy, and the clapper.
What did the police man say when he arrested the remote control that beat up his wife?
'I charge you with battery'
The guy who invented the remote control just died....
... They found him between the couch cushions.
The man who invented the television remote control passed away today
They found him at home between the couch cushions.
Tragedy, irony, but funny.
The man who invented the remote control passed away recently, they found him at home in between the couch cushions.
I have a degree in the design and mechanics of television controllers
I don't know what I'm going to do with this remote knowledge.
Breaking News! Self-aware remote control helicopters have just been invented.
They're flying of the shelves!
What did the remote controller say to the tv?
I know he turns you on but man, that guy just pushes my b**...!
Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.
A bus full of politicians crashed in a remote village.
Days later, when the reporters went there they found that all the corpses have been buried. And they went to the village chief to ask about the details. He told them how it was raining and that their bus lost control and crashed into a tree.
And then the politicians in the bus were screaming that they were alive. But we knew that they were lying so we buried them.
(It is a joke in my first language, so I do not know if I have translated it well enough)