remodel Jokes

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Two new nuns remodel their bedroom.

The head nun tells the two new nuns that they have to paint their room without getting any paint on their clothes. So the one nun says to the other, Hey, let's take all our clothes off, fold them up, and lock the door. So they do this, and begin painting their room.

Soon they hear a knock at the door. They ask, Who is it?

Blind man!

The nuns look at each other, then one nun says, He's blind, he can't see. What could it hurt. They let him in.

The blind man walks in and says, Hey, nice tits. Where do you want me to hang the blinds?


An Indian restaurant hired a contractor to remodel their place...

...They specifically wanted a tan door.


Why did Hitler remodel his house?

He wanted to make more living room


I used to be a taxi driver, but one time I let someone remodel my kitchen counters instead of paying for his fare.

I was fired for taking my customers for granite.


How does Tom Wolfe dispose of the debris from his bathroom remodel?

He has a bonfire of the vanities.

I'll let myself out.


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