The Best 48 Remo Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Remo jokes. There are some remo soda jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these remo time puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Remo Jokes and Puns

Don't know why this got removed the first time. I'll try again. When is it OK to have sex with your cousin?

[Twice removed]

I removed the shell from my pet snail...

because I thought it would move around quicker. Now it's just really sluggish

Where did all the TV remotes go when you can't find them?

To a remote island...

Remo joke, Where did all the TV remotes go when you can't find them?

What did the remorseful, penitent bulimic say while purging?

"Oh, retching man that I am! Who will save me..."

(With insincere apologies to the Apostle Paul.)

What did the remote controller say to the tv?

I know he turns you on but man, that guy just pushes my buttons!


Why did the remorseful child-molester paint his toe-nails?

He thought it would be a pedicure.

^^^sorry.

I removed the shell of my racing snail to make it go faster.

But it just made it more sluggish.

Remo joke, I removed the shell of my racing snail to make it go faster.

If you remove ET from the alphabet, how many letters are still there in the alphabet?

21, because ET left Earth in a UFO.

What do you get when you remove the center board from a wood bridge?

A paradox.

I removed electrons from a seal

Got a seal-ion

"Removing my make up"

Or how I like to call it:

"Reset face to factory settings"

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Never remove the shells from racing snails

it makes them sluggish

If I had to remove any part in my body

I'd remove my spine, it's holding me back.

I had to remove the battery from my carbon monoxide detector.

The constant beeping was giving me a headache and making me feel sick.

I had to remove the battery from my carbon monoxide detector.

Didn't want it waking the wife and kids.

Why did EA remove gender restrictions in The Sims 4?

They're just doing their small part, because EA loves micro trans actions.

Remo joke, Why did EA remove gender restrictions in The Sims 4?

Removing the skin of an orange...

That's appealing.

How do remove a bunch of drunk Canadians from the pool?

You ask them to leave.

I'm currently trying to remove all Cancers.

Then I'll move on to Virgos.


Had to remove the seconds hand from my watch..

was really starting to tick me off

I just removed my sister's bra.

She said, "Stop wearing my bra's."

If you remove Ringo Starr from The Beatles, what do you get?

The Beatless

This old remote shutter release i found isn't working

My camera won't take pictures with it but the neighbors car has been crushed.

Why do you have to remove your deck shoes when you go ashore in Germany?

Because they are for boatin'

Ever tried removing an entire stairwell through a front door?!

I guess I'll have to take it one step at a time.

How do you get -0?

Tell 8 to remove the belt

...I'll see myself out

I got removed for masturbating in the corner of the gym, but it's my personal trainer's fault.

He told me to do an isolated exercise.

I've removed all the German contacts from my phone.

I'm now Hans free.

Removing Net Neutrality

I removed my snail's shell because I thought it would make him faster

It seems it only made him more sluggish.

I removed the shell from my racing snail to help him go faster

If anything , it made him more sluggish

What do you get when you remove the venom from a snake?

A belt.

I removed the shell from my racing snail thinking he'd be faster..

He's actually more sluggish now.

What do you get when you remove the last two letters of Canada?

You get Cana. Duh.

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What's the best way to remove chewgum out of your hair?

Cancer

Sorry...

Not sure why this got removed the first time. But when was it not ok for Roy Moore to be a judge?

[twice removed]

What do you get if you remove the horn from a unicorn?

A eunuch

I removed the rubber from the wheels on my car

It is now working tirelessly

What do you get when you remove the Y from analysis.

Alabama

A remote walks into an electronics store

A remote walks into an electronics store and sees a pack of batteries with a sign over them saying "free batteries"
He gasps, walks angrily to the cashier and says "So you're telling me these batteries aren't gonna charge me?"

What happens when you try to remove a video of yourself from the internet?

You become a famous Singer.

Despite removing all the stains,

I still lost my job as a Church window cleaner.

Dr: We had to remove your colon

Me Why?

How do you remove the inherent bureaucracy that's plaguing the donut industry?

Cut out the middle, man.

Someone removed the fifth month from the calendar

I was really dismayed

My remote control batteries died out today.

So I gave them away, free of charge.

My TV remote just suddenly stopped working the other day.

I guess I must have really pressed its buttons.

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