Reminiscing Jokes
18 reminiscing jokes and hilarious reminiscing puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about reminiscing that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Reminiscing Short Jokes
Short reminiscing jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The reminiscing humour may include short nostalgic jokes also.
- I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up. Good thymes.
- I found a recipe from Morocco for homemade dinner rolls. It called for fresh thyme but mine was outdated. I used it anyways. You know, as I reminisce, I really like that old thyme moroccan roll.
- I was reminiscing about the time I dated this well-endowed girl... Man, talk about great mammaries.
- I remember the time when I was reminiscing my love life while cutting onion The onion cried
- I start to reminisce about the music that I listened to as a kid "Yep. Still as bad as I remember it."
- We were just reminiscing about when I was young, my dad used to put me and my brother inside car tyres and roll us down the hill. They were goodyears.....
- Whenever I'm depressed, I go to the roof at night, watch the view, reminisce, look at the stars and be touched by the lord.... ..the land lord..
- I was just reminiscing with my friends about our day out at the clock museum... ...good times!
- White people who are racist are dispicable Their mentality is more reminiscent of black behaviour than white behaviour
- Do you know why it's called a derriere? Because of the foul stench reminiscent of dairy air.
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Reminiscing One Liners
Which reminiscing one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with reminiscing? I can suggest the ones about memorabilia and recall.
- I was reminiscing at my old school's library... looking back at my shelf.
- My dad always said... "Don't reminisce."
- I like to reminisce with people I don't know
- What do you call not wanting to reminisce? No-stalgia.
Uplifting Reminiscing Jokes to have Hilarious Fun with Friends
What funny jokes about reminiscing you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean reunion jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make reminiscing pranks.
3 men in a nursing home are sitting and reminiscing.
First man says, I wish I could just go pee as easily when I was younger. It's getting harder and harder to do so as the years pass.
The second guy says, I can pee just fine but I would give anything to be able to p**... with no trouble. It's getting more difficult even with fruits and veggies.
Last guy says, Oh, I have no problem with that. Every morning at 8:00 I just go like the Nile. Then at 8:30 I c**... till everything's out. Now if only I could wake up before 9:00.
An old man stumbles into a bar after having had a few already...
Once inside, he slides up to the bar and orders a shot of whiskey. "To the class of '55!" he yells, holding the glass aloft. Next to him, an old drunk raises his glass, "To the class of '55!"
"Where you from?" asks the first man of the second after they both toast.
"I'm from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania."
"You don't say?! I'm from Pittsburgh!"
The two men drink to their hometown.
"What high school did you go to?" Ask the second man as he orders them another round.
"St Ignaius on Lombard Street."
"You're kidding me, I went to St Ignaius!" The two toast the coincidence and sling an arm over each other's shoulders as they begin to fondly reminisce about the old days.
A bar regular walks in and calls out to the bartender, "Hey Steve, what's going on?"
"Oh nothing," Steve replies, "The Johnson twins are drunk again."
Reminiscing on our anniversary
My wife and I just had our 10th anniversary. We had some friends over to celebrate with and they asked us to talk about how we met. On our first 8 dates we just went out to different restaurants, but the next time we got tickets to see the premiere of The Dark Knight.
So I guess we could summarize our dating history as dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, BATMAN!
Reminiscing about my mother...
She would always say 'It's now or never'.
Wonderful woman, absolutely s**... at crosswords.
Flynn was reminiscing about the first time he took his son p**... out for a drink
They went to the local pub, which is only two blocks from their home. Flynn got him a Guinness. p**... didn't like it - so Flynn drank it. Then Flynn got him a Smithwick's, p**... didn't like it either, so Flynn drank it. It was the same with the Harp and the Murphy's. By the time they got through the Irish whiskey, Flynn could hardly push the stroller back home.
This old man was reminiscing about the good old days...
When I was a boy, my Momma would send me down to the corner store with a dollar, and I'd come back with five pounds of potatoes, two loaves of bread, three pints of milk, a pound of cheese, a box of tea, and a half a dozen eggs.
You can't do that now.
Too many f**...' security cameras.
Two elderly ladies reminiscing
The first asks "Do you remember the minuet?"
Second lady responds "Are you kidding, I can barely remember the ones I s**...!"
