The Best 74 Reminds Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Reminds jokes. There are some reminds resin jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these reminds reminisce puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Reminds Jokes and Puns

BBQ joke (OC)

Mmmmmmm. This all reminds me of Fred. His motto was, Low and slow.

He was seriously into barbecue, huh?

No, unfortunately, he was a pilot

Movember just reminds me that i inherited the inability to grow proper facial hair from my father...

why couldn't i be more like my mom?

You might be a redneck if...

1. You don't know the difference between your lawn and your driveway.
2. Watching Jerry Springer reminds you of your neighbors
3. Your family tree is a circle

Reminds joke, You might be a redneck if...

have i ever told you your smile reminds me of a song?

black and yellow

Why doesn't Spiderman like rice?

It reminds him of Uncle Ben.


They say my face reminds everyone of diseased testicles

...so it looks like Movember's going pretty well!

Was tuning the piano with my sister and I said...

This reminds me of the Soprano section in our school choir.

To which she responds, "How do you know if a Soprano is at the door?"

("IDK, How")

"She doesn't have the key and doesn't know when to come in."

Reminds joke, Was tuning the piano with my sister and I said...

This reminds me of a saying my dad used to tell me as a young boy growing up

"I hate you son"

The Middle East reminds me of that old joke about the optimist and the pessimist

The pessimist says "everything's terrible, it can't get any worse." the optimist says "oh yes it can."

Everything in my house reminds me of my ex-wife

I live in a dump.

A woman visited her parent's home.[SFW]

A woman visited her parent's home.

When she opened the refrigerator, she found a picture of supermodel in a bikini.

woman: Mom, what's this?

Mom: Oh, I put up that picture, which reminds me not to over eat.

woman: Is it working?

Mom: Yes and No. I've lost 9 kg's but your dad has gained 22 kg's..!

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That old man reminds me of your puppy...

They're both probably going to die within 20 years.

My elderly neighbor loved sex; he would just keep going and going. He reminds me of that battery brand

DieHard

A bloke bumped in to me on the tube the other day and said, "Remember Leonardo Di Caprio."

Then the same fella followed me home from the pub and said, "Remember Leonardo Di Caprio."

Things then got out of hand when he tapped on my window at 11.30 that night and said, "Remember Leonardo Di Caprio."

I thought, "That's it, I'm going to the Police."

I told the officer I was being stalked and he asked if I could tell him anything about the man.

I said, "Yes, he reminds me of Leonardo Di Caprio."

Today is Sigmund Freud's birthday

Which reminds me, Mother's Day is this weekend.

A beautiful college professor reminds her student of the big test tomorrow

She says "You cannot be absent unless you are wounded, seriously ill or you have a sudden death in the family." One boy asks "But what about extreme fatigue from a hot night of sex?" When the class is done laughing the professor smiles and says
"In that case you can write with your other hand."

Reminds joke, A beautiful college professor reminds her student of the big test tomorrow

Netflix reminds me of my girlfriend

Probably because it's constantly asking me if I'm still here.

Or maybe because it's not a real human being.

Your mom reminds of bricks

She's constantly getting laid by Mexicans.

The priest, laywer, and engineer

By chance, a priest, a laywer, and an engineer find themselves in line to be guillotined. They demand that the priest steps up, and he reluctantly does so. They put his head in the guillotine and pull the rope, but to everyone's surprise, nothing happens. The priest declares that he was saved by divine intervention, and they let him go.

They then make the lawyer step up to the guillotine. They pull the rope and again, nothing happens. The lawyer reminds them that he cannot be executed twice for the same crime, and so they reluctantly let him go.

Then they make the engineer step up, and they put his head in the guillotine. The engineer says, "Oh wait, *here's* your problem.."


My new toothpaste reminds me of the united states next president

I can feel the burn

My dad reminds me of Fonzie.

That is if my mom is a jukebox.

I invented a SJW alarm clock.

It not only tells you the time, it reminds you what year it is, too.

My father reminds me of Jesus Christ.

Not that he resembles him or anything. Its just that he left, said he was gonna come back, and never did.

I hate combing my hair...

It reminds me of what I did to everyone else: Let them down.

Sweetheart, you remind me the sea.

>Why? is it because of my beautiful blue eyes reminding you the ocean's water?

No

>I know, it's because of my curly hair, reminds you the waves.

Not really.

>So it's my perfume? reminds you that fresh air near the beach?

Nope.

>So what is it then?

You make me sick.

I always keep a picture of my wife and children in my wallet.

It reminds me why there's no money in there.

This humid weather reminds me of New York in the 80's

Muggy.

North Korea reminds me of a redhead

Because they both have no Seoul

Why do so many Jews enjoy smoking?

The ashes reminds them of their parents.

Giving Christmas presents always reminds me of what myself and Lil Wayne have in common

We're both terrible wrappers

The pope gives a speech on materialism and reminds us to think of the children.

Next week Michael Vick gives a speech on nonviolence and the importance of animal rights.

Man I hate proofreading my work.

It only reminds me of my mistakes.

My secretary reminds me of my wife.

I was unbuttoning her blouse at lunch today when she said, "remember, you have a wife."

2 fortune tellers are talking about the weather.

The first one says it's going to be a hot winter. The second one replies "Yes, reminds me of the summer of 2093."

You know, living through these tumultuous times politically reminds of a saying my great-great grandfather always use to say...

(*Insert racial pejorative here*)

My girlfriend reminds me of my pinky toe

She's small, cute, and will probably end up getting banged on my coffee table tonight

[NSFW] English Exam

A high school English teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's
final exam. She tells the class there would be no excuse for not
showing up, except for serious injury, illness, or a death in
the student's immediate family.

A smart-ass jock in the back of the room asks, "What about
extreme sexual exhaustion?" The entire class does its best to
stifle their laughter and snickering. When silence is restored,
the teacher smiles sympathetically at the student shakes her head,
and sweetly says, "Not an excuse........Write with your other hand."

I love when the ocean waves hit me hard and then pick me back up...

It reminds me of how my stepfather treats me

Nazis and Juggalos marching in DC on the same day reminds me of the Hunger Games...

With that said, may the odds be ever in your Faygo!

I always forget that holiday that comes at the end of October. Then the doorbell rings...

Witch reminds me.

Yo Mama so Ugly

She reminds me of myself ;-;

Christmas reminds me of a 25 letter alphabet

No L

I work with a guy that reminds me of Luke Skywalker

He only has one hand and hates his dad.

My dad reminds me of Santa.

He only breaks into my house once a year to visit and then leaves.

Trump reminds me of the theory that if you put 100 monkey in front of a typewriter, they will eventually write everything that ever was and will be written.

He just proves one is enough.

Two Amish women are in the field picking potatoes...

The first Amish woman (FAW) pulls out an enormous potato from the field and says to the second (SAW), "Ohhh, this reminds me of Jacob's privates!"

SAW - "You mean Jacob's privates are that big?"

FAW - "No, but they're just as dirty!"

Nerds buy Bitcoin currency because it reminds them of their girlfriend

Completely virtual.

Drinking brandy always reminds my of my Grandmother

She never touched the stuff, but she's Very Special, Old and Pale.

Tonight's firework show reminds me of my dad

Really exciting for 30 minutes, then completely gone for a year

Oh my. This painting really reminds me of my late uncle...

Because it touches me so much

I don't like boxing

It reminds me of my parents

Answer this question...

Who do you know that really reminds you of a character in a TV show or movie?

My face reminds of me of David Copperfield

Because it makes beautiful women disappear

The anniversary of Sully's heroic landing reminds us: You know you've succeeded in life if they cast Tom Hanks to play you in a movie...

Either that or you're just a really lucky idiot.

I like leaving receipts in my pockets

It reminds me of when I had money.

A college teacher reminds her class of the next day's final exam.

Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury, illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!

A smart-ass guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asked, What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?

The entire class is reduced to laughter and snickering. When silence is restored, the teacher smiles knowingly at the student, shakes her head sweetly.

Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand.

The Chiefs' defense isn't doing well against the Patriots' offense...

Reminds me of colonial times.

Why does Hitler hate Nascar?

It reminds him that he never got to finish a race.

Why do Nazis not like checkered flags?

Cause it reminds them of Hitlers failure to finish a race

COVID reminds me a lot of my ex,

because my mom won't stop talking about it, and it's now responsible for quite a few infections.

My wife's favorite song is "Ain't No Sunshine" by Bill Withers and she reminds of this every single time it's on the radio...

I reply, "I know, I know, I know, I know, I know..."

Daring the hottest girl in the city reminds me of Fox News...

...when she tries to tell me stories, all I can see is holes.

Reminds me of the time I was down in Mexico. I saw what I thought was a shrub covered in slices of pork...

I went for a closer look and one of the locals stopped me. "Don't go down there, SeΓ±or..." he tells me, "...Eetsa Hambush."

Have you ever seen the show Naked & Afraid?

It kinda reminds me of playing hide and seek with my uncle.

I always carry pictures of my wife and kids in my wallet

It reminds me why no money is in there

A Jewish man on his deathbed is talking to his daughter.

The man smells noodle kugel (a traditional Jewish food) coming from the kitchen downstairs and reminds his daughter that it's his favorite food. He asks her to go get him some for his last meal- he knows he will die very soon. The man's daughter goes downstairs, and comes back with no kugel. The man asks why she didn't bring any. The daughter says:

Mom said it's for after.

A college professor reminds her class of the next day's final exam saying, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being there tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever"

A guy sitting at the back asks, What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?"

The teacher smiles sympathetically at the student, and says, Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand.

Donald Trump is so far behind in the polls...

....it reminds me of the night he won the Presidency.

A psychiatrist was testing a patient's personality. He drew a circle on a paper.

And asked the patient, What does this remind you of?

The patient answered, Sex.

The shrink drew a square and asked again, What does this remind you of?

Sex, the patient replied.

Then the doctor drew a triangle.

It reminds me of sex, the patient stated.

You seem to be obsessed with sex, the shrink told the patient.

*I'm* obsessed with sex? *You're* the one who's drawing the dirty pictures!

Whenever I see an Astronomy discovery it reminds me of this joke

An astronomer, a physicist and a mathematician were on the train from London to Edinburgh, as they passed the Scottish border they saw a black sheep.

'Ah ha' said the astronomer 'from that I can deduce that in Scotland all sheep are black'

'No' said the physicist 'we can deduce that in Scotland some sheep are black'

'Actually' said the mathematician 'all we know is that in Scotland there is a field in which there is a sheep, one side of which is black'

A High School English Teacher reminds her class of the next day's final exam. She tells the class that there would be no excuse for not showing up, except for a serious injury or illness, or a death in the student's immediate family.

One smart-ass jock in the back of the room asks, "What about extreme sexual exhaustion?" The entire class does its best to stifle their laughter and snickering. When silence is restored the teacher smiles sympathetically at the student, shakes her head, and sweetly says, "Aw, that's so sad. Guess you'll just have to write with your other hand"

I get so annoyed when my wife reminds me to fix something.

If I said I'm going to fix it, I'll fix it.
There's no need to remind me about it every three months.

A man goes to a psychiatrist for an evaluation

So the psychiatrist draws a horizontal line and asks him what that reminds him of. "A naked woman" he replies. So he draws a vertical line. "And this?" he asks "A naked woman." Doctor then draws an X and asks the same question. "Two people having sex." comes the answer. "Hmmmmm" goes the doctor. "It seems you have obsession with sex." he speculates.

"Me?" answers the shocked man. "Who drew all this filth?"

All these Texas troubles reminds me of a joke. Two guys walking down a beach and find a magic lamp. Rub it and a Genie pops out. He says, "You get one wish each for me to grant!" First guy says ok I got it. TEXAS is the best state ever. I want....

You to build a huge massive wall around the border and make it so no one can come in or out and the world can not see in. Genie says ok wish granted and poof giant wall around Texas appears.

Second guy, thinks and thinks and goes ok. Genie I want you to fill Texas with water.

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