Reminder Jokes
48 reminder jokes and hilarious reminder puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about reminder that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Reminder Short Jokes
Short reminder jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The reminder humour may include short remember jokes also.
- If a girl says she will be ready in 5 minutes she will. No need to remind her every 15 minutes about it
- When my dentist reminded me about my wife's sensitive gag reflex, we laughed and laughed about it for a while... Then I remembered...................me and my wife have different dentists…
- bill Clinton tried to cheer up Hillary this morning. He reminded her that Nelson Mandela wasn't elected President until after he had served 27 years in prison.
- Don't you hate it when you can't sleep because you are reminded of a mistake you made 2 years ago? I hate it when my kid cries in the middle of the night
- A married's man prayer Dear God, you gave me childhood and you took it away.
You gave me youth and you took it away.
You gave me a wife.......... Its been years now, just reminding you. - I always keep a picture of my wife and children in my wallet. It reminds me why there's no money in there.
- My secretary reminds me of my wife. I was unbuttoning her blouse at lunch today when she said, "remember, you have a wife."
- My wife likes to say marrying me was like winning the lottery... I like to remind her that most lottery winners blow their winnings.
- What's the worst part about being an atheist? No one will know you were right.
(I'd like to remind you this is simply a joke) - Doctor: Your brain fell out after your accident, but we managed to put it back in. Me: Thanks for reminding me.
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Reminder One Liners
Which reminder one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with reminder? I can suggest the ones about recall and memo.
- REMINDER: If you have promised your SO that you will love them 24/7 Today is 24/7
- What's the worst thing to say to a hipster? You remind me of someone
- People always tell me I'm funny and I always have to remind them I'm Dad.
- Reminder to all Americans: Remember to set your clock back by 75 years today.
- Balloons remind me of my dad They don't come back
- I like leaving receipts in my pockets It reminds me of when I had money.
- Oh my. This painting really reminds me of my late uncle... Because it touches me so much
- I thought of you today. It reminded me to take out the trash.
- Today is Sigmund Freud's birthday Which reminds me, Mother's Day is this weekend.
- My crush: You know, you remind me alot of my brother. [Pulling out]
Me: Excuse me, what? - Cake day is a sad reminder Its been 3 years i need to get a social life
- This humid weather reminds me of New York in the 80's Muggy.
- Why do men in tight pants remind me of a cheap hotel? No ball-room.
- The 4th of July is an annual reminder of how useless my dog would be in a war.
- I ordered take out and it came in less than 2 minutes. It reminded me of you.
Friendly Reminder Jokes
Here is a list of funny friendly reminder jokes and even better friendly reminder puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Christmas lights remind me of my friends. They all hang together, half of them don't work, and the ones that do aren't that bright.
- My best friend's marriage is such an inspiration. A reminder that there are worse things in life than dying alone.
- A friendly reminder to avoid all pottery while the outbreak is going on. They say the virus originated in china.
- A friendly reminder that gyms get really busy around the new year as people make their resolutions So it's best to wait for it to die down, usually around January 2nd
- Grub hub here... ...making you think you have friends but really reminding you that you have no self control. Enjoy!
- My friend told me that I should learn more languages I reminded him that technically I speak English, Irish, Scottish, American and Australian in one.
- I was so mad when I heard the 45th US President was rude to the Royal Family! Then my friend reminded me what the 1st US President did to them.
- A friendly reminder to Republicans... ...to set your clocks 60 years ahead and join the rest of us in the 21st century.
- Friendly reminder that Adele and Taylor Swift are the same age, yet one is pregnant and another stuck in middle school.
- A friendly reminder.. Of The Game
Uplifting Reminder Jokes to have Hilarious Fun with Friends
What funny jokes about reminder you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean note jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make reminder pranks.
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My wife texted "I'm leaving you"
And followed with "after lunch to go shopping with my sister."
I asked why in the world she sent the message that way. "I just wanted you to realize how good you have it with me."
I texted her back "Remind your sister she said she would come over later to give me a h**..."
A minute later I finished the message "-searching and resume building."
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A college professor reminds her class of the next day's final exam saying, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being there tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever"
A guy sitting at the back asks, What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter s**... exhaustion?"
The teacher smiles sympathetically at the student, and says, Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand.
Please stop including corny details about your family as a blatant ploy to garner additional upvotes and awards by increasing the emotional impact of your post.
This was said to me just now by my 3 year old. So proud! Got a real eye roll from my wife too, so I know it was a good one. Tinged with sadness though, as it reminds me own dad, who went out to get milk and never came back
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I always shave my beard after having s**...
... so I can remind my wife for how long we've not been doing it.
"You have a reminder set for 5pm today," my phone said.
"A reminder? What is it?" I asked.
"It's a notification to ensure you don't forget something, but that's not important right now," the phone replied.
Then I remembered I'd left it in Airplane mode.
My wife minored in psychology. She's always using all her amateur psychology when we argue.
When I fired the pool boy, she said, "Well, you know, you're only firing him because he's so young and good looking, and you feel threatened and insecure, because it reminds you of your own mortality, and you're projecting all these insecurities onto someone else in a very passive/aggressive way, because these feelings are just too traumatic for you to deal with."
I said, "Honey...we don't have a pool."
A bloke bumped in to me on the tube the other day and said, "Remember Leonardo Di Caprio."
Then the same fella followed me home from the pub and said, "Remember Leonardo Di Caprio."
Things then got out of hand when he tapped on my window at 11.30 that night and said, "Remember Leonardo Di Caprio."
I thought, "That's it, I'm going to the Police."
I told the officer I was being stalked and he asked if I could tell him anything about the man.
I said, "Yes, he reminds me of Leonardo Di Caprio."
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I was auditioning for a play today, and the director yelled at me. He said my acting reminded him of a female reproductive o**...! Needless to say I stormed off…
But after I thought about it, I went back. I had to apologize for o**... acting.
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My daughter, 10, won tonight
My wife and I were stepping out to the neighbors for a get together and she is staying home tonight, so I reviewed the ground rules - don't answer the door, let the dog out the back door, call us if you need, etc.
She looked at me and said You know the rules, and so do I
Rickrolled as a dad joke.
Later, called to remind her to let the dog, who is a white goldendoodle, out. Speech to text s**... up and put make sure Ginger isn't at the door into make sure Ginger isn't at the bar
The reply?
Too late, she's white dog wasted
We have a natural here…
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A college teacher reminds her class of the next day's final exam.
Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury, illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!
A smart-a**... guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asked, What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter s**... exhaustion?
The entire class is reduced to laughter and snickering. When silence is restored, the teacher smiles knowingly at the student, shakes her head sweetly.
Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand.
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How to make girls feel safe in the hallways
I often find myself walking behind various girls while I'm going about my day and I'm always concerned I'm making them feel unsafe. So I like to remind myself not to walk like a r**....
I find this works much better if I don't say it out loud.
Every 4th of July, America sends Britain a locket with a little tiny picture of the United States in it. They want to remind the crown that America is still...
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In *da* pendent
That's a lot of zeros
An aide comes into the Oval Office and says to Trump:
"Sir, three Brazilian solders were killed in Afghanistan last night."
Trump looks absolutely devastated, nobody's ever seen him like this.
He sinks back in his chair, saying oh my god over and over.
Then he composes himself and says:
Okay. Just remind me, how many are there in a brazillion?"
