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Over the weekend we took a daddy daughter trip to San Antonio.
While there we visited the Alamo. As we were leaving she turns to me and says I'm so glad we came…. I almost forgot all about it!
It took me a second to get it. The battle cry of those Texas boys was remember the Alamo .
I couldn't be prouder!
A Brit, Mexican, and a Texan are all on a carrier plane heading towards battle.
A Brit, Mexican, and a Texan are all on a carrier plane heading towards battle. The pilot over coms says
"There is to much wait on the plane, someone will have to jump off"
The Brit then goes to the exit of the plane and says,
"For the Queen!"
He then jumps off.
The pilot says
"We are still to heavy, one more person has to jump off"
So the Texan screams "REMEMBER THE ALAMO!"
Then trows the Mexican off.
I couldn't recall where I had rented my car from...
...but then I remembered the Alamo
Remember the Alamo!
If you need to rent a car
As we begin the holiday season, remember...
The Alamo
A Texan, a Mexican, a Frenchman, and an Englishmen are on a plane.
The pilot says we only have one parachute, and we're overweight, 3 of you must jump.
The Frenchman steps up first. Viva la France! and he jumps out of the plane.
The Englishman, not wanting to be shown up by a Frenchman, then says Long live the queen! and jumps out of the plane.
Now with just the Texan and the Mexican left, they both approach the door.
The Mexican, nervous and shaking, says I must, for I want people to respect my homeland.
The Texan grabs him by the shoulders and says Remember the Alamo! and shoves him out of the plane.
Arrogance
Back in the days when Los Alamos was a small company town, a noted theoretical physicist was called as a witness for the prosecution. Rising to take the stand, the great man smiled and nodded affably in the direction of the jury box.
This infuriated the defence counsel. Your Honor, I don't see how my client can get a fair trial here, he said angrily. Turning to the professor, he demanded, I want your answer, and remember that you are under oath. Do you, or do you not, know more than half the member of this jury?
The physicist smiled. Under oath, I can easily swear that I know more than all of them put together.
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A UN delegation was flying across the Atlantic...
A Brit, a Frenchman, an American, and a Mexican are told by the pilot that they are too heavy and may c**....
They pop the hatch and toss out all the luggage, but they're still too heavy.
They rip out the seats and toss them, but they're still too heavy.
The Brit stands up and yells God save the Queen! and jumps out, but they're still too heavy.
The Frenchman stands and yells Vive la France! and jumps out, but they're still too heavy.
The American stands and yells Remember the Alamo! and throws out the Mexican.
Mile High Club
Airplane pilot comes on the intercom and says "folks, to save the lives of the other 127 people on this plane, 3 of you will have to jump."
Everyone looks around and finally a Frenchman stands up and says "in the name of France, I'll jump. Viva la France!" And he jumps out of the plane.
Next minute an Englishman stands up and says "in the name of England, I'll jump. God save the queen!" And he jumps.
Finally, a big guy stands up and says "I'm from Texas. And in the name of Texas..." he walks to the back of the plane, picks up a Mexican, and throws him from the plane. "Remember the Alamo."
Worst part is, poor little guy was Hawaiian.
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A Frenchman, an Englishman, a Texan, and a Mexican are riding a plane...
…when the plane's engines fail and it starts to go down. The pilot grabs one of the parachutes and jumps from the plane. The remaining passengers see that there is only one c**... left, and quickly do the math.
The Englishman stands up, straightens his tie, says "God save the Queen!" and jumps from the plane.
The Frenchman, not wanting to be seen as less noble than the Englishman, says "Vive la France!" and jumps to his death.
The Texan stands up, straightens his cowboy hat, says "Remember the Alamo!" and throws the Mexican out.
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A Japanese man, an American, an Englishman, and a Mexican are in a plane. The plane's about to c**....
The pilot says over the intercom "The plane is about to c**..., but if we jettison the cargo, we may be able to get back up."
The cargo is jettisoned, but there is no significant effect.
The pilot then says "The plane can only support one man other than me and the copilot, so the three of you must make a sacrifice. May God have mercy on your souls."
The Japanese man decides to jump out first and shouts "Tenno haika banzai! (Long live the Emperor)". The Englishman in all his dignity closes his eyes, jumps down and shouts "God save the Queen!".
The American quickly gets up, throws the Mexican off the plane and yells "Remember the Alamo!"
A British guy, a French guy, a Texan, and a Mexican are all on a boat together.
They sail on for a while, when suddenly a storm breaks loose. The boat begins to fill with water. Realizing that sinking in inevitable, the Brit screams "God save the Queen!", and then jumps off.
They remaining three are fine for a while, but water is still pouring into the boat. Realizing that sinking is once again inevitable, the French dude screams "Viva la France!" and jumps into the water.
Once again, the boat survives, until even more water starts to pour in. Worried, the Texan screams "Remember the Alamo!", and throws the Mexican off the boat.
4 men entered a plane...
...an Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and a Texan and were flying across the country on a small plane when the pilot comes on the loud speaker and says " We're having mechanical problems and the only way we can make it to the next airport is for 3 of you to open the door and jump, at least one of you can survive" The four open the door and look out below. The Englishman takes a deep breath and hollers "God Save The Queen" and jumps. The Frenchman gets really inspired and hollers "Viva La France" and he also jumps. This really pumps up the Texan so he hollers "Remember the Alamo" and he grabs the Mexican and throws him out of the plane.
So this plane is flying over the atlantic.
So this plane is flying over the Atlantic Ocean. The captain comes over the loudspeaker and says, "One of our engines is malfunctioning but we should still make it to our destination just a little late.".
30 minutes and everyone hears a loud BOOM. The passengers get nervous and start looking at each other. The captain comes over the loudspeaker again, "We uh... have a problem. Another engines has gone out and we won't have enough fuel to make it. We've dumped our luggage and now we have to make the unfortunate request to have some of our passengers jump out."
The flight attendant pops the hatch. A well dressed gentleman goes to the hatch and proclaims in a British accent, "Remember the queen of England!" before jumping out.
Next a large frenchman goes to the front and proclaims in a thick accent, "Remember le president!" before jumping out.
Next a Texan moseys on up to the air lock and yells "REMEMBER THE ALAMO!" then he throws two Mexicans out the door.
Always remeber the Alamo
An Englishman,
Frenchman,
Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane when the pilot comes on the loud speaker and says " We're having mechanical problems and the only way we can make it to the next airport is for 3 of you to open the door and jump, at least one of you can survive "
The four open the door and look out below. The Englishman takes a deep breath and hollers "God Save The Queen " and jumps.
The Frenchman gets really inspired and hollers "Viva La France " and he also jumps.
This really pumps up the Texan so he hollers
"Remember the Alamo " and he grabs the Mexican and throws him out of the plane."
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A Japanese man, a British man, an American man, and a Mexican man go skydiving together...
A Japanese man, a British man, an American man, and a Mexican man go skydiving together. As they reach the intended height, the intructor says, "One by one, s**... your parachutes and jump out." The Japanese man gets up, straps on his parachute, and jumps out, yelling "Remember the Emperor!" Next, the British man gets up, straps on his parachute, and jumps out, yelling "Remember the Queen!" Then the American man gets up, grabs the Mexican man up out of his seat, and tosses him out of the plane, yelling "Remember the Alamo!"
A Mexican, Texan, a Brit, and a Spaniard are on a plane...
A Mexican, Texan, a Brit, and a Spaniard are on a plane, and suddenly the pilot says, "We are crashing, but I will be able to land if 3 of you somehow get off." The 4 people look at each other, doubting anyone will jump. Then, the Brit jumps out, yelling, "Save the Queen!" The Spaniard then jumps out yelling, "Viva la Vida!" The Texan, in shock of what he saw, is swelling with pride, and yells, "Remember the Alamo!" and throws the Mexican off the plane.
Vive la France!
A Frenchman, an Englishman, a Mexican, and a Texan are in a hot air balloon out over the ocean. They run out of propane and the balloon starts to sink. It's obvious that they aren't going to make it to land. The Frenchman gets up and says, "Vive la France!" and gallantly throws himself over the side to save the rest. But the balloon keeps dropping. The Englishman gets up and says, "God save the Queen!" and throws himself over the side. Still the balloon keeps dropping. Finally the Texan gets up and says, "Remember the Alamo!" and throws the Mexican over the side.
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Remember The Alamo One Liners
Which remember the alamo one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with remember the alamo? I can suggest the ones about remember and reminder.
- I couldn't recall where I had rented my car from... ...but then I remembered the Alamo
- Remember the Alamo! If you need to rent a car
- As we begin the holiday season, remember... The Alamo