Remedy Jokes
19 remedy jokes and hilarious remedy puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about remedy that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Remedy Short Jokes
Short remedy jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The remedy humour may include short cure jokes also.
- A dermatologist was studying new remedies for itching, but his lab burnt down... Now he has to start from scratch.
- Remedy "Doctor, you prescribed me this strengthening remedy last week."
"Yeah, what about it?"
"I can't open the bottle." - What did the scientist say after discovering the medicinal content of homeopathic remedies ? 0mg !!!!
- Have you heard about the new female doctor who can cure illness with all natural, homeopathic remedies? Look her up! She just goes by the name, "Miss Information"
- Best remedy for insomnia Imagine, that it's morning already. You have to get up and leave for work.
- Life saving home remedies: if you ever find yourself choking on an ice cube....... Quick drink a cup of boiling water
- Why did all drugstores in Ethiopia bankrupted? Because most remedies were to be taken after meals
- What's the toughest part about using natural remedies instead of vaccines? Dying when they don't work.
- Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it and then misapplying the wrong remedies.
- My t**... has been a little hoarse lately... I managed to round up the ingredients for a herdal remedy, the medicine has reined it in and now I'm in a stable condition.
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Remedy One Liners
Which remedy one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with remedy? I can suggest the ones about treatment and solution.
- What's the best herbal remedy for cuts and scrapes? Thyme. It heals all wounds
- My auntie has a traditional remedy for Tourette's. She swears by it.
- Diarrhea remedy sales are up In fact there's been quite a run on them.
- What is the remedy that never meets your expectations? A disapp-ointment.
- What is the best remedy for cough? A laxative.
- What's the best remedy for a s**... starved drug addict? A jack and coke.
Unearthly Funniest Remedy Jokes to Tickle Your Sides
What funny jokes about remedy you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean relief jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make remedy pranks.
My grandfather swore by adding a spoonful of gunpowder to his tea every morning.
He said it was a very old remedy to help him live longer, and it worked: he lived to the ripe old age of ninety-seven.
He left a widow, two children, fourteen grandchildren and a fifty-foot crater where the crematorium used to be.
A man walks into his doctor's office and says: My nose just keeps on running,
But that's not even the worst part about me either, doc. My feet smell an awful lot! Surely you must have a remedy for both.
The doctor replies: Well I'm sorry to tell you there's nothing I can do. It doesn't seem like you need a medical professional, but rather a bio-mechanical engineer!
After a confused look from the man the doctor explains: You've been built upside down.
I used to work for a mining company . . .
It was a boring job; just a slow daily grind.
I would find myself in a depression everyday; unable to see the light at the end of the tunnel.
One day, the whole drill got to be too dull and as I was about to do something to remedy the situation, everything started to crumble down around me.
I decided I needed to get out of there in a hurry.
So I went for a drink, but as luck would have it, everyone refused to serve a miner.
So there's this pig that's feeling under the weather.
So there's this pig that's feeling under the weather. He goes to the doctor and is like "Doc, I've been sick all week, you gotta help me." The doctor pauses for a moment, considering options, and finally says "Okay, this is an age old remedy. Here's what I need you to do. Before you go in your mud pile, I want you to fill it with salt and sugar. Then, lay in there like you usually would. Call me in a week and let me know how you feel."
So a week goes by and the pig calls the doctor. "Oh, so how are you feeling," asks the doctor. "Better?"
"Better?" exclaims the pig. "I'm cured!"
A man suffering for weeks from terrible nightmares goes to the doctor…
Man: Please doctor, you've got to help me with these nightmares!
Doctor: What type of dreams are you having?
Man: Well, I always dream of these awful rats playing football. Seeing them crawl, tackle, squeal night after night—it's terrible! Do you have a remedy for me?
Doctor: I've got the cure for you right here. This pill is so strong, so powerful, you will never have nightmares!
Man: Ok great! Can I take this pill tomorrow night?
Doctor: Yes, but why don't you want to start today?
Man: Well, it's just that the championship match is tonight.
