Rembrandt Jokes

What are some Rembrandt jokes?

Why couldn't Rembrandt afford more paint?

He was Baroque.

I just bought an undiscovered Stradivarius and an original Rembrandt!

Unfortunately, on further investigation I was able to discover that Rembrandt made useless violins and Stradivarius painted like a pre-schooler.

Did you know Rembrandt was homeless?

Turns out he was baroque.

Why did Rembrandt lose his house?

Because he was *Baroque*.

When Van Gogh and Rembrandt go to lunch, who pays?

They go Dutch

I named my dog Rembrandt

That way I can say "have you seen my Rembrandt?"

I have a violin and a painting made by Stradivarius and Rembrandt, the dealer said they were worthless...

Unfortunately Rembrandt made poor violins, and Stradivarius was no painter.

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