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Why couldn't Rembrandt afford more paint?
He was Baroque.
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We just found an original Stradivarius and a previously undiscovered Rembrandt in my grandad's attic!
Unfortunately it turns out that Rembrandt made useless fiddles and Stradivarius couldn't paint worth a cuss.
When Van Gogh and Rembrandt go to lunch, who pays?
They go Dutch
Why was Rembrandt not allowed to by new art supplies?
He was too Baroque
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I just bought an undiscovered Stradivarius and an original Rembrandt!
Unfortunately, on further investigation I was able to discover that Rembrandt made useless violins and Stradivarius painted like a pre-schooler.
Did you know Rembrandt was homeless?
Turns out he was baroque.
Why did Rembrandt lose his house?
Because he was *Baroque*.
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