The Best 10 Rematch Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Rematch jokes. There are some rematch lacrosse jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these rematch jenga puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Rematch Jokes and Puns

The police just pulled me over, he came up to my window and said, papers?

I said, Scissors, I win and drove off.

I think he wants a re-match he's been chasing me for 45 minutes.

I got pulled over by the police ...

He came to the window and said papers ...

I said - scissors, I win - and drove off

He must be desperate for a rematch as he's been chasing me for ages!

A cop pulled me over and said, Papers?

I said, scissors, I win, and drove off.

He must have wanted a rematch because he has been chasing me for 45 minutes.

Ronda Rousey says she contemplated suicide.

Holly Holm declined the rematch though.

Cop said papers

I said scissors and won so I sped off

guess he wants a rematch cause he's been chasing me for 20 minutes


England votes to leave the Euro cup

Many express regret and want a rematch.

Cop asks for papers.

Cop says papers, I say scissors I win and drive off.

Must want a rematch been chasin me for the last 20mins.

Just won the most exciting rock papers scissors match I've ever had

The cop said "Papers" I said "scissors" and inmeditaly after that I drove the f#@€ away.
He must have been crazy for a Rematch because he chase me for 10 min!

What do you call a hero that doesn't aim for the head and requires a rematch?

A Thor loser.

The manager of my local Walmart brought me to court today

He won by a long shot, I'm not that great at basketball, but Ive challenged him to a rematch in Smash wish me luck!

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We suggest to use only working rematch revenge piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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