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Rematch Jokes

6 rematch jokes and hilarious rematch puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about rematch that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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The police just pulled me over, he came up to my window and said, papers?

I said, Scissors, I win and drove off.
I think he wants a re-match he's been chasing me for 45 minutes.

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Ronda Rousey says she contemplated s**....

Holly Holm declined the rematch though.

England votes to leave the Euro cup

Many express regret and want a rematch.

Just won the most exciting rock papers scissors match I've ever had

The cop said "Papers" I said "scissors" and inmeditaly after that I drove the f#@€ away.
He must have been crazy for a Rematch because he chase me for 10 min!

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What do you call a hero that doesn't aim for the head and requires a rematch?

A Thor loser.

The manager of my local Walmart brought me to court today

He won by a long shot, I'm not that great at basketball, but Ive challenged him to a rematch in Smash wish me luck!

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