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8 rematch jokes and hilarious rematch puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about rematch that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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The police just pulled me over, he came up to my window and said, papers?

I said, Scissors, I win and drove off.
I think he wants a re-match he's been chasing me for 45 minutes.

I got pulled over by the police ...

He came to the window and said papers ...
I said - scissors, I win - and drove off
He must be desperate for a rematch as he's been chasing me for ages!

The police just pulled me over, and the officer came up to my window and said papers?

I said scissors, I win! and drove off. He's been chasing me for 45 minutes now, I think he wants a rematch.

A police officer pulled me over

He walked up to my car and said, "Papers?" to which I replied "Scissors, I win!" and drove off.
I think he wants a rematch because he's been following me for an hour.

A cop pulled me over and said, Papers?

I said, scissors, I win, and drove off.
He must have wanted a rematch because he has been chasing me for 45 minutes.

Ronda Rousey says she contemplated s**....

Holly Holm declined the rematch though.

Cop said papers

I said scissors and won so I sped off
guess he wants a rematch cause he's been chasing me for 20 minutes

England votes to leave the Euro cup

Many express regret and want a rematch.


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