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I find them quite re-markable
That's Remarkable!
Terrible joke, came to me on the toilet early, but I had to say it. And it's also likely be told in some form before.
They're remarkable
"Hey buddy, are you that scientist feller?"
"... Yes I am. Is there something I can do for you?"
The hobo pulls something out of his pocket.
"I've found this marvelous material that's tough like plastic, stretchy like rubber and sticky like glue."
He hands it to the scientist.
"Why, yes!" says the scientist "This is quite a remarkable material. Wherever did you find it?"
"My nose."
The invention of the modern pen is truly remarkable
"What poor people there are in America," a man tells his comrade, "Their cars don't have hoods, their phones don't have buttons, and their wine is old!"
They're remarkable.
If you think about, they truly are re-markable!
They discovered a louse so small that it lives on the back of the common housefly.
It's a remarkable discovery, but it's gone completely unnoticed because nobody thinks it odd that the Chinese are raving about their fly lice.
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The proportions were a bit off but the shading and linework were quite remarkable.
It's remarkable!
It's remarkable.
They are truly re-markable
when the wife looks over at a nearby table and sees a man in a drunken stupor.
The husband asks "I notice you've been watching that man for some time now. Do you know him?"
"Yes" she replies, "He's my ex-husband, and has been drinking like that since I left him seven years ago."
"That's remarkable" the husband replies, "I wouldn't think anybody could celebrate that long."
Remarkable.
Remarkable.
Because they are remarkable!
It's remarkable how PC we have to be
"Absolutely beautiful, isn't it?" I asked the guy next to me. "The way the yellow combines with the grey. The way the colours intertwine. Truly remarkable."
He stepped away from the urinal and left.
Remarkable
They might just be afraid that the steaks would be too high.
To appreciate how remarkable white boards are??
Personally, I find them remarkable.
...we were enjoying a lovely dinner while talking about our lives, until she excused herself to use the washroom. It's remarkable how women can stay in there for two hours!
A whiteboard
Whiteboards..
are remarkable.
It's remarkable....
That's remarkable!
What are you doing here, get back up there and read the title xP
it's remarkable!
Remarkable!
He's remarkable
They're just so remarkable...
Temporary markers though, on the other hand, are remarkable!
It's remarkable!
Yesterday I saw a horse-drawn carriage. The proportions were a bit off but the shading and linework were quite remarkable.
They're remarkable.
I've found dry erase boards to be remarkable.
Remarkable
At the end of the day, after his dog had herded the flock into the pen, the shepherd asked his canine friend to confirm how many sheep were in.
"40," the dog barked.
"40? I counted 37."
"Yes," replied the dog, "I rounded them up."
The dry erase board.
I said: the whiteboard
the dry erase board has to be the most remarkable
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