The Best 39 Remake Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Remake jokes. There are some remake premiere jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these remake remaster puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Remake Jokes and Puns

What would you get if you calculated the rate at which approx. 350 tonnes would fall from approx. 30,000 feet?

The live-action remake of Up.

The French remake of "Jaws" has a surprise ending...


Hollywood should remake "Freaky Friday" between a priest and a scientist.

The Title should be "Converting the Masses"

Did you hear the rumor about the new save system for the ff7 remake?

Cloud Saves

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I heard there are plans to remake the show "ER" with an all black cast.

It's going to be called "A"

What was the Sci-fi remake of A Streetcar Named Desire?


What do you get when David Lynch directs a remake of The Godfather?

Someone who makes you an offer you can't understand.

Remake joke, What do you get when David Lynch directs a remake of The Godfather?

What did they name the Chinese remake of "Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs"?

It's Raining Cats and Dogs

M. Night Shamalan should do a remake of The Last Airbender

It would be such a twist!

You hear about Hideo Kojima's remake of Pretty Woman?

A weapon to surpass Richard Gere

What did Disney call their remake of Dante's Inferno?

101 damnations

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Did you hear they're doing a remake of Dumb and Dumber?

It's on tonight on every major network, tonight at 9.

What do you call a remake of Peter Pan?

A repeater.

Did you hear about the feminist remake of Stephen King's Carrie?

When Carrie gets drenched in blood, she runs home from the prom and writes an angry Tumblr post about how triggered she is.

The musical "Grease" is getting a remake, but as a dark psychological thriller.

It's going to be directed by M. Night Shyamalamadingdong.

Did anyone else think that...

Mel Gibson's remake of the 'Life of Brian' wasn't nearly as funny as the original?

Remake joke, Did anyone else think that...

Have you heard the latest news about the remake of Arnie's classic film Commando?

The lead role has been given to Knickerless Cage.

I heard they are going to remake that movie "127 Hours"

and cast Dwayne Johnson as the rock.

Excuse me, sir, do you have Prince Albert in a can?

You do! Well, you better let the poor guy out!

(inspired of course by the remake of IT)

Harvey Weinstein was going to do a remake of the movie "Brigham Young"...

He kept referring to it as, "bring 'em young"

I wonder if Mufasa will survive to the end of "The Lion King" remake.

There is always a chance, right?

Kevin Spacey is doing a remake of K-Pax...

It's called Fudge-Pax.

Anthony Hopkins is starring in a vegetarian remake of his most famous film

It's titled: Silence of the Yams

George Lucas has loudly proclaimed that he is coming out of retirement to do an all CGI remake of a classic Cary Grant movie

Tentative title: Gungan Din

Hollywood is remaking Brokeback Mountain with Margot Robbie and Emma Watson

On the one hand, I hate that they have to remake all the classic movies with female leads as if that somehow makes them better. On the other hand, lotion.

A dark modern remake of an old classic

"My brother died in Afghanistan."

"Oh that's so sad, I'm sorry for your loss! How did he die?"

"He blew himself up in a crowded market."

Remake joke, A dark modern remake of an old classic

Actress: I want to be in the Aladdin remake.

Harvey Weinstein: All you have to do is rub my lamp.

My brother keeps telling me to watch "Lost in Space"...

But I refuse to. The show was just fine on the island, don't see the need to remake the show in space.

Sweden should remake the Bourne Identity Films and call them The Bjorn Identity

I auditioned to be on the remake of "Snow White"

but i was turned away as i wasn't on the short list

Did you hear about the fan remake of The Last Jedi?

It's premiere is at Star Wars Incelebration this year.

Yeah, Lady Gaga and Bradley Cooper were both phenomenal, but I'm more excited for the upcoming Icelandic remake

A Star Is BjΓΆrn

What did the father cow say to his daughter, when she came home late yet again?

You are an UDDER disappointment to this family young lady!

(I hit the spoiler on my last post, so just decided to remake it, sorry for the double post).

I was watching the Korean remake of Blues Brothers

Yeah, my favourite part was when they do Seoul Man

To celebrate the remake of the movie adaptation of Stephen King's "It," restaurants released their second version of eggnog with a scoop of ice cream and a peppermint stick:

The "Yule float II." Only $1.99 You'll make sure to get your change - if you want to be penny-wise.

The studio is thinking of producing a remake for Green Lantern

They are waiting for the green light

I still think it was a missed opportunity that Minnie Driver wasn't in the remake of The Italian Job.

Joke from Gary Delaney's standup

It would be impossible to remake a classic movie like Casablanca today

because the cast and crew are all dead.

Did you hear about Haley Joel Osment being cast in the Titanic remake?

The most iconic line will be Icy Dead People.

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