Remake Jokes

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Funniest Remake Short Jokes

Short remake jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The remake humour may include short comeback jokes also.

  1. Did you hear they're doing a remake of Dumb and Dumber? It's on tonight on every major network, tonight at 9.
  2. Did you hear they're remaking the show, 6 Million Dollar Man? It used to be about an enhanced human. Now it's just a story about a guy who visits the ER without health insurance.
  3. What did they name the Chinese remake of "Cloudy with a Chance of meatballs"? It's Raining Cats and Dogs
  4. What happens when Quentin Tarantino remakes Cinderella? a three and a half minute extended director's cut of the slipper scene
  5. They're remaking ALF, but the puppet looks more like a chicken than a pig. They're calling it Chicken Alf redo.
  6. Did you hear about Haley Joel Osment being cast in the Titanic remake? The most iconic line will be Icy Dead People.
  7. I still think it was a missed opportunity that Minnie Driver wasn't in the remake of The Italian Job. Joke from Gary Delaney's standup
  8. Did anyone else think that... Mel Gibson's remake of the 'Life of Brian' wasn't nearly as funny as the original?
  9. It would be impossible to remake a classic movie like Casablanca today because the cast and crew are all dead.
  10. The studio is thinking of producing a remake for Green Lantern They are waiting for the green light

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Remake One Liners

Which remake one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with remake? I can suggest the ones about reboot and revive.

  1. They're re-making Gone in 60 Seconds It's a bio-pic about Kevin Spacey's reputation.
  2. The French remake of "Jaws" has a surprise ending... "Fin".
  3. What did Disney call their remake of Dante's Inferno? 101 damnations
  4. What do you call a remake of Peter Pan? A repeater.
  5. What was the Sci-fi remake of A Streetcar Named Desire? InterSTELLLLLLLAAAAAAAR
  6. Kevin Spacey is doing a remake of K-Pax... It's called Fudge-Pax.
  7. Did you hear the rumor about the new save system for the ff7 remake? Cloud Saves
  8. Sweden should remake the Bourne Identity Films and call them The Bjorn Identity
  9. You hear about Hideo Kojima's remake of Pretty Woman? A weapon to surpass Richard Gere
  10. M. Night Shamalan should do a remake of The Last Airbender It would be such a twist!
  11. There's latin 21+ remake of "Ponyo" anime It's called Coño
  12. The live action Netflix remake was better than the original. That's it... that's my joke.
  13. Stop watching the remake of the the clown movie on your phone while driving "It" can wait
  14. D'you want to hear a spoiler for the Jumanji remake? Robin Williams dies
  15. The Scrub Song (A duck song remake)

Remake joke, The Scrub Song (A duck song remake)

Rib-Tickling Remake Jokes that Bring Friends Together

What funny jokes about remake you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean reform jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make remake pranks.

Hollywood is remaking Brokeback Mountain with Margot Robbie and Emma Watson

On the one hand, I hate that they have to remake all the classic movies with female leads as if that somehow makes them better. On the other hand, lotion.

I auditioned to be on the remake of "Snow White"

but i was turned away as i wasn't on the short list

To celebrate the remake of the movie adaptation of Stephen King's "It," restaurants released their second version of eggnog with a scoop of ice cream and a peppermint stick:

The "Yule float II." Only $1.99 You'll make sure to get your change - if you want to be penny-wise.

What do you get when David l**... directs a remake of The Godfather?

Someone who makes you an offer you can't understand.

What did the father cow say to his daughter, when she came home late yet again?

You are an UDDER disappointment to this family young lady!
(I hit the spoiler on my last post, so just decided to remake it, sorry for the double post).

My brother keeps telling me to watch "Lost in Space"...

But I refuse to. The show was just fine on the island, don't see the need to remake the show in space.

I heard they are going to remake that movie "127 Hours"

and cast Dwayne Johnson as the rock.

Did you hear about the feminist remake of Stephen King's Carrie?

When Carrie gets drenched in blood, she runs home from the prom and writes an angry Tumblr post about how triggered she is.

I was watching the Korean remake of Blues Brothers

Yeah, my favourite part was when they do Seoul Man

Actress: I want to be in the Aladdin remake.

Harvey Weinstein: All you have to do is rub my lamp.

Hollywood should remake "Freaky Friday" between a priest and a scientist.

The Title should be "Converting the Masses"

Anthony Hopkins is starring in a vegetarian remake of his most famous film

It's titled: Silence of the Yams

I wonder if Mufasa will survive to the end of "The Lion King" remake.

There is always a chance, right?

Harvey Weinstein was going to do a remake of the movie "Brigham Young"...

He kept referring to it as, "bring 'em young"

Excuse me, sir, do you have Prince Albert in a can?

You do! Well, you better let the poor guy out!
(inspired of course by the remake of IT)

Have you heard the latest news about the remake of Arnie's classic film Commando?

The lead role has been given to Knickerless Cage.

The musical "Grease" is getting a remake, but as a dark psychological thriller.

It's going to be directed by M. Night Shyamalamadingdong.

I heard there are plans to remake the show "ER" with an all black cast.

It's going to be called "A"

Remake joke, Did you hear the rumor about the new save system for the ff7 remake?

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