Rely Jokes

Funniest Rely Short Jokes

Short rely jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The rely humour may include short relish jokes also.

1. The trouble with translating jokes is... Many jokes rely on clever wordplay, which can get lost in translation!
   (What? That always gets a laugh when I tell it in Basque.)
2. I just got in an argument with my grandpa about who's generation relies on electronics more So, I pulled the plug on him. Guess I won that argument
3. I can jump higher than the empire state building I rely on the fact that the building can't jump.
4. What do people in this sub and a bakery have in common? They both rely on cake to be successful
5. The 'surge' in Texas You don't want to end up hospitalized with COVID in Texas relying on a ventilator.
   You never know when the power might go out.
6. According to my girlfriend I rely too much on my parents. I'll get my mum and dad to text her back later.
7. Should really stop relying on people on the internet for advice all the time What do you guys think?
8. A small part of me really enjoys picking my nose... Can always rely on that trusty pinky finger.
9. A Mexican gentleman attends my synagogue. Whenever we need a quorum for prayers services we can always rely on his presence. He really is Juan in a minyan!
10. Why doesn't Nigel Farage like election forecasts? He dislikes ~~poles~~ polls
    How do you type jokes that rely on similar sounding words? It hard :(

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Rely One Liners

Which rely one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with rely? I can suggest the ones about depends and trust.

1. I rely on hotels so much I've actually become quite Inn-dependent
2. There are 2 reasons you shouldn't rely on procrastinators. 1). They never finish anything
3. What do strippers and Hillary Clinton have in common? They rely too much on polls
4. Why does a queen bee have so many mates? Their survival relies on their poly-nation.
5. What do baseball teams and muffins have in common? They both rely on a good *batter*
6. What do you call people who rely on the "safe period" for contraception? -Parents
7. It's difficult to find a good jaw removal doctor. You can never rely on word of mouth.
8. I hate jokes that rely on visual imagery. I've had it right up to here with them.
9. I've finally stopped relying on pens for writing... I've become independent.
10. Whenever I rely on gravity, it lets me down. Every single time.
11. What does E. Honda have in common with all other Hondas? They rely on cheap mechanics
12. What do you call it when someone relies on sleep studies for a profession? a rem job
13. What do Midwesterners rely on? Opes and dreams
14. I love the sound of old people. It's rely quiet here
15. If I were the only person on Mars I would have to rely on astrobation

Comedy Rely Jokes to Make Your Friends Giggle

What funny jokes about rely you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean solely jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make rely pranks.