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Funniest Rely Short Jokes

Short rely jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The rely humour may include short relish jokes also.

1. I was talking to my grandfather When he said
   "your generation relies too much on technology"
   I then said
   " no grandpa yours does"
   Then I unplugged his life support.
2. What should we do with people who rely on government handouts, but refuse to work? Kick them out of Congress
3. My grandad said us teenagers rely to much on technology So I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support
4. Atheism and Religion are but two sides of the same coin. One prefers to use its head, while the others relies on tales...
5. The trouble with translating jokes is... Many jokes rely on clever wordplay, which can get lost in translation!
   (What? That always gets a laugh when I tell it in Basque.)
6. I just got in an argument with my grandpa about who's generation relies on electronics more So, I pulled the plug on him. Guess I won that argument
7. My Grandfather told me "Your generation relies too much on technology." Me: "No your generation relies too much on technology."
   I then pulled out his life support.
8. My grandfather said, "Your generation relies too much on technology." I replied, "Yours does too." As I turned off his life support...
9. I can jump higher than the empire state building I rely on the fact that the building can't jump.
10. What do people in this sub and a bakery have in common? They both rely on cake to be successful

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Rely One Liners

Which rely one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with rely? I can suggest the ones about depends and leaned.

1. I rely on hotels so much I've actually become quite Inn-dependent
2. There are 2 reasons you shouldn't rely on procrastinators. 1). They never finish anything
3. You know, I really hate Mexican jokes that rely on sterotypes They just cross the border.
4. What do strippers and Hillary Clinton have in common? They rely too much on polls
5. Why does a queen bee have so many mates? Their survival relies on their poly-nation.
6. What do baseball teams and muffins have in common? They both rely on a good *batter*
7. What do you call people who rely on the "safe period" for contraception? -Parents
8. It's difficult to find a good jaw removal doctor. You can never rely on word of mouth.
9. I hate jokes that rely on visual imagery. I've had it right up to here with them.
10. I've finally stopped relying on pens for writing... I've become independent.
11. Whenever I rely on gravity, it lets me down. Every single time.
12. What does E. Honda have in common with all other Hondas? They rely on cheap mechanics
13. Puns have a gay ring to them. Most rely on homophones.
14. Why do white people rely on asians so much? Because without them, they'd just be cauc.
15. What do you call it when someone relies on sleep studies for a profession? a rem job

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