The Best 15 Reluctant Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Reluctant jokes. There are some reluctant option jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these reluctant urges puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Reluctant Jokes and Puns

What do you call a reluctant potato?

A hesitater

A young blonde, on vacation in Louisiana, wanted a pair of alligator shoes...

but was reluctant to pay high New Orleans prices.

She stomped out of the store and headed for the swamp.

Later, as the shopkeeper drove home, he spotted the blonde standing waist-deep in a bayou, shotgun in hand, with a huge alligator closing in.

She took aim and shot the creature between the eyes.

The shopkeeper watched in amazement as she struggled to haul the carcass onto an embankment where several other dead alligators were lined up.

Oh, no! the blonde shouted in dismay.

This one isn't wearing any shoes either!

For sale: Vacuum Cleaner Β£30

Reluctant sale, but it is just collecting dust.

Reluctant joke, For sale: Vacuum Cleaner Β£30

Little Johnny wanted to go to the zoo and pestered his parents for days.

Finally, his mother talked his reluctant father into taking him. "So how was it?" his mother asked when they returned home. "Great," Little Johnny replied. "Did you and your father have a good time?" asked his mother. "Yeah, Daddy especially liked it," exclaimed Little Johnny excitedly, especially when one of the animals came racing home at 30 to 1!"

What do you call a potato that's reluctant to try new things?

A Hesi-tater


Why was everyone so reluctant to talk about the elephant in the room?

Because it was irrelephant.

Tried to persuade my Eskimo girlfriend into some new sexy stuff but she was reluctant

I played it off like, "Yeah, I was just trying to see if you were Inuit."

Reluctant joke, Tried to persuade my Eskimo girlfriend into some new sexy stuff but she was reluctant

Mr. Tickle proposed to the girl of his dreams… But Tess was reluctant to take his surname.

…but Tess was reluctant to take his surname.

Why was the beef farmer reluctant to ship his meat by airplane?

Because the steaks would be too high.

Why did the Native American feel so reluctant about booking a hotel room?

He had his reservations.

My friend has this ugly old flooring in his kitchen he's been reluctant to replace.

I asked him why he's so reluctant when the flooring is obviously beneath him.

You can explore reluctant gladly reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean reluctant hesitantly dad jokes. There are also reluctant puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


What did the doctor say to the rude patient who was reluctant to get stitches from him?

"Fine, suture yourself."

What number did the reluctant German guy put in his calculator?

99999999999999999

You know those old movies with Jackie Chan

where he is reluctant to fight in the beginning, but then he warms up starts swinging like there is no tomorrow?! ... I'm the same way with drinking.

What do you call a reluctant horse?

A neigh-sayer.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the reluctant unsuccessful jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working reluctant hesitant piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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