Reload Jokes

Funniest Reload Short Jokes

Short reload jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The reload humour may include short loading jokes also.

1. She said she missed me.... Normally that would be good thing, except I can see she is reloading.
2. What do you do if you miss your mother-in-law? Reload.
   (Thanks Bob Dylan via Theme Time Radio Hour)
3. Dirtiest, raunchiest, most racist joke you've got: I'll start -
   What do you do when you see a half dead native man crawling across your lawn?
   Stop laughing and reload
4. My Ex said, she missed me normally i'd say that's flattering
   but she is already reloading.
5. What do you do when you see your mother in law standing in front of your house? Reload and try again.
6. what do you do if you see your ex , running around in your front yard covered in blood and screaming for help ? stay calm . reload . and try again.
7. My friends say that too much of today's news can be discouraging--they say my habit of constantly reloading the CNN app will make me depressed. but I think it's refreshing.
8. So, my wife installed Windows 10 on my desktop. That's it. That's the joke. Now I have to wipe the hard drive and reload everything.
   
   !&÷$#*choice_words♡*!@#
9. A little boy asked his mother "Mommy... why is daddy running in zig-zags in the back yard?"
   "Shut up and reload!" she said.
10. What is the difference between a corrupt cop and a disposable camera? A disposable camera doesn't have to reload 3 times to take 30 shots.

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Reload One Liners

Which reload one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with reload? I can suggest the ones about loaded and resume.

1. I read this whole sub twice... Without even needing to reload the page.
2. What do you do if you see your stepmother hobbling around in the backyard? Reload.
3. What do you do when you miss your ex? Reload and shoot again.
4. How do you reload a cardboard gun? With paper clips.
5. What do you do when you miss your mother in law? Reload
   Aim
   Shoot again!
6. What should you do when a Youtube video doesn't play? Reload
7. My website wouldn't show up, so i had to reload it you can say it was pretty refreshing
8. How did Henry V reload his rifle? Once more into the breech, dear friends
9. What do you do when you see a black guy with half of his head? Stop laughing and reload
10. What to do when the black guy in front of you gets shot? Stop laughing and reload.
11. What do you do if you miss your mother-in-law? You reload and try again.
12. What do you do when you see an Indian limping? Stop laughing and reload.
    (Sorry)
13. Keep honking. I'm reloading.
14. The reason why Americans say "Murica" is to cut down on reload time.
15. What did the wife do when she saw her husband staggering in the back yard? Reloaded.

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What funny jokes about reload you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean laden jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make reload pranks.