Religious Easter Jokes
5 religious easter jokes and hilarious religious easter puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about religious easter that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Howlingly Hilarious Religious Easter Jokes for All Ages to Enjoy
What is a good religious easter joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
My dentist took a look in my mouth and said, "Your gums look awful. I told you to floss religiously."
I do, I said, I floss on Christmas and Easter.
I'm religious about brushing my teeth.
I do it twice a year on Christmas and Easter.
My Doctor says I need to start exercising religiously.
So now I hit the gym on Christmas and Easter.
This year I've decided I'm going to exercise religiously...
That means I'm going to work out on Easter and Christmas and I'm done.
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A Daoist monk, a Father, and a Priest talking about how to cleanse their temples that have been overridden with squirrels.
the monk says "Well, I decided that it is Gods will for the squirrels to be there so I left them alone". The Father says "I spread fox u**... around which worked for a week, but the squirrels wised up so they came back". The Priest exclaimed "I got rid of them! I caught each one, then baptized them so they only come back on Christmas and Easter!"
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