Religion Teacher Jokes
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A joke my religion teacher told to our class
Roses are red,
Violets are blue-ish,
If it wasn't for Jesus,
We all would be Jewish!
Who knows where Jesus is?
A Sunday School teacher was concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus Christ because of the Christmas season emphasis on His birth. He wanted to make sure they understood that the birth of Jesus occurred a long time ago, that He grew up, etc. So he asked his class, "Where is Jesus today?"
Steven raised his hand and said, "He's in heaven."
Mary was called on and answered, "He's in my heart."
Little Johnny, waving his hand furiously, blurted out, "I know! I know! He's in our bathroom!!!"
The whole class got very quiet, looked at the teacher, and waited for a response. The teacher was completely at a loss for a few very long seconds. He finally gathered his wits and asked Little Johnny how he knew this.
And Little Johnny said, "Well...every morning, my father gets up, bangs on the bathroom door, and yells 'Jesus Christ, are you still in there?'!"
Little John in 1-minute Composition
The teacher asked the class to write a composition that involved at the same time s**..., royalty, and religion.
Not even two minutes had passed when Little John handed in his.
The arm of the teacher still raised to stop him, but she stopped the gesture as she read what he wrote:
And the queen said: Oh, my God, so good!
Show-and-Tell
A kindergarten teacher gave her class a "show-and-tell" assignment. Each student was instructed to bring in an object that represented their religion to share with the class.
The first student got up in front of the class and said, "My name is Benjamine and I am Jewish and this is a Star of David."
The second student got up and said, "My name is Mary. I'm a Catholic and this is a Rosary."
The third student got up in front of the class and said, "My name is Tommy. I am a Baptist and this is a casserole."
(my source: Barbara Quinn)
My religion teacher asked me what piety was
I said "circumference".
Class teacher: A synonym for 'collective madness'?
Student: Religion.
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