The Best 25 Relieve Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Relieve jokes. There are some relieve relief jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these relieve eased puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Relieve Jokes and Puns

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With my wisdom teeth gone, I was hoping of getting a bit of a high, but all it did was relieve pain.

well that was a "downer"

A pious woman was possessed by a demon

She went to her priest, desperate to relieve herself of this burden. After a few silent rituals, she was rid of the demon. As she was exiting though, the priest extended his hand, signifying he was due payment. The woman replied, "Oh, but father, I have no money!"

She was repossessed.

"Masturbation can help relieve depression and lead to a higher sense of self-esteem, as well as reduce the risk of prostate cancer."

And apparently that is not the correct answer to give when being questioned by the police as to why I was jacking off while riding the bus.

Relieve joke, "Masturbation can help relieve depression and lead to a higher sense of self-esteem, as well as redu

There is now a bipartisan push to legalize medical marijuana to relieve arthiritis.

In other words, there is joint support for joint support for joint support.

Does it hurt anymore?

A woman playing Golf hit a man nearby. He put his hands together between his legs. Fell on the ground & rolled around in pain. She rushed to him & offered to relieve his pain as she was a Doctor.
Reluctantly he agreed.
She gently took his hands away. Unzipped his pants & put her hands inside.
She massaged him tenderly for a few minutes & asked: "How does it feel?"
He replied: "Feels great but I still think my thumb is broken"


I ordered a book called "How to relieve stress"

My goodness, for the life of me I really hope that it arrives on time.

And that it's useful.

And that the delivery man doesn't dislike me.

Where do volcanoes go to relieve themselves?

The lavatory, of course!

Relieve joke, Where do volcanoes go to relieve themselves?

My dad once told me that i should never hit a woman

That's why i relieve stress at the lgbtq conference.

How does The Rock relieve his rock hard johnson?

...he Dwaynes it

A friend told me she was going to bake some cookies to relieve some stress...

I told her, that makes scents.

I was relieved when my mom said I wasn't an accident

Instead, she said I was a "nice surprise"

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How did the constipated elephant relieve itself?

With massive diffecalty.

The doctor told me to relieve stress by improving my sex life.

So I started using some new search terms and I feel better already!

I'm relieved the Patriots lost...

No patriot I know would ever beat an eagle.

How do nerds relieve their sexual frustration?

They maths debate.

A Walmart pharmacist walks in to relieve her co-worker and sees a man leaning against the shelves.

She asks her co-worker , "What's with that guy over there leaning against the shelves?" He says, "Well, he came in here this morning to get something for his cough. We're out of cough syrup, so I gave him a whole bottle of laxative."
"You idiot! You can't treat a cough with laxatives!"
"Oh yeah? Look at him, he's afraid to cough!"

Relieve joke, A Walmart pharmacist walks in to relieve her co-worker and sees a man leaning against the shelves.

What's the best way to relieve tensions after a long walk in the forest?

Calamine lotion

Oops, 'ten shins'

Three old men are sitting on a porch relaxing...

The first old man complains about having trouble moving his bowels.

The second old ma complains about having trouble urinating.

The third old man says, every morning at 7am I relieve myself, then at 7:15 I take a huge dump.

The other two men look at him and say what's wrong with that?

The third old man says, I don't wake up until 7:30.

Where does Batman relieve itself?

The Bat-room.


Dr visits an Indian Tribe

A big city doctor visits an Indian tribe full of men, he asks "How do you guys relieve your sexual tension?" "Simple, just come down to the river tomorrow and we'll show you." The next day the doctor shows up and sees a group of men near a donkey. One man says "Since you're our guest you get to go first." The doctor not wanting to go against custom starts to kiss, then proceeds to have sex with the donkey. Then a man in the group asks "Are you almost done Doc?" "We need the donkey to cross the river in order to get to the tribe of women."

Who helps me most when I need to relieve stress?

My right hand, man.

You ever let out a huge sigh of relieve when getting test results back?

Only a phew will understand.

A big city doctor visits an Native American tribe full of men and he asks "How do you guys relieve your sexual tension?

"Simple, just come down to the river tomorrow and we'll show you." The next day the doctor shows up and sees a group of men near a donkey. One man says "Since you're our guest you get to go first."

The doctor not knowing what to do stands cluelessly until a tribesman explains to him: " Use the donkey".

The doctor: " what?"

"Yes use it, mount it"

The doctor not wanting to go against custom starts to kiss, then proceeds to have sex with the donkey. Then a man in the group asks "Are you almost done Doc? We need the donkey to cross the river in order to get to the tribe of women."

A big city doctor visits an indigenous tribe of only men,

He asks "How do you guys relieve your sexual tension?"
"Simple, just come down to the river tomorrow and we'll show you."
The next day the doctor shows up and sees a group of men near a donkey.
The leader of the tribe says "Since you're our guest you get to go first.".
The doctor not wanting to go against custom starts to kiss, then proceeds to have sex with the donkey.
15 min pass, then one of the tribeman in the group asks "Are you almost done Doc?"
"We need the donkey to cross the river in order to get to the tribe of women."

A woman playing Golf hit a man nearby.

A woman playing Golf hit a man nearby. He put his hands together between his legs, fell on the ground & rolled around in pain.

She rushed to him & offered to relieve his pain as she was a Doctor. Reluctantly he agreed. She gently took his hands away. Unzipped his pants & put her hands inside. She massaged him tenderly for a few minutes & asked: "How does it feel?"

He replied: "Feels great, but I still think my thumb is broken"

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the relieve reduce jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working relieve pressure piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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