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I was talking to my grandfather

When he said
"your generation relies too much on technology"
I then said
" no grandpa yours does"
Then I unplugged his life support.

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My Grandpa said to me the other day, "Your generation relies too much on technology"

I replied, " no your generation relies too much on technology" then I unplugged his life support. Stupid asshole

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Your generation relies too much on technology.

My Grandpa said, "Your generation relies too much on technology!" I replied, "No, your generation relies too much on technology!" Then I unplugged his life support.

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My grandpa says my generation relies too much on technology.

I said "No grandpa. Yours does" and then I unplugged his life support.

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My grandfather's last words..

My Grandfather said, "Your generation relies too much on technology!" I replied, "No, your generation relies too much on technology!" Then I unplugged his life support.

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My Grandpa said, " Your generation relies too much on technology. I'm doing you a favor" as he tossed my phone into the toilet.

I laughed, and replied "No Grandpa, but yours does," as I unplugged his life support.

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My grandpa always had it had on my generation...

My Grandpa said, "Your generation relies too much on technology!"

I replied, "No, your generation relies too much on technology!"

I then proceeded to unplug his life support.

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My grandpa told me

My grandpa told me: "Your generation relies too much on technology".
So I replied: "No , your generation relies too much on technology" as I unplugged his life support.

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My Grandpa said, your generation relies way too much on technology and then unplugged my phone.

I said no, your generation relies too much on technology and unplugged his life support.

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My grandpa told me my generation relied too much on technology

I told him "no, your generation relies too much on technology"

Then I unplugged his life support

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My grandfather said, Your generation relies too much on technology.

So I said, No, your generation relies too much on technology!

Then I unplugged the life support

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Atheism and Religion are but two sides of the same coin.

One prefers to use its head, while the others relies on tales...

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My Grandpa once said, "Your generation relies too much on technology!"

I replied, "No, your generation relies too much on technology!"
Then I unplugged his life support.

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My grandpa always had it hard on this generation...

My Grandpa said, "Your generation relies too much on technology!"

I replied, "No, your generation relies too much on technology!"

I then proceeded to unplug his life support.

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My Grandfather told me "Your generation relies too much on technology."

Me: "No your generation relies too much on technology."

I then pulled out his life support.

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I just got in an argument with my grandpa about who's generation relies on electronics more

So, I pulled the plug on him. Guess I won that argument

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My grandfather said, "Your generation relies too much on technology."

I replied, "Yours does too." As I turned off his life support...

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Two fishermen are sitting in a boat indulging in some wordplay.

The first one says, "If I tell you a joke that relies on *casting* the word "rod" in a phallic sense, would you find it *fishy*?"

"Oh," says the second one, "I think I can *tackle* it."

"So... *net-net*, you'd take the *bait*?"

"Oh-ho! *Hook, line, and sinker*!"

"I don't mean to *lure* you..."

"Ha-ha! Brilliant, old chap! So, let's... *sea*: we've covered fishing tackle, bait, rods... what did we forget?"

"Well, I think we've covered it. After all, the *reel* jokes are in the comments."

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technology

My Grandpa said "Your generation relies to much on technology." I said "No, your generation relies to much on technology." Then I unplugged his life support.

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My grandpa told me that my generation relies too much on technology...

I told him: No grandpa, your does. Then I unplugged his life support.

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My Grandpa said, "Your generation relies too much on technology!"

I replied, "No, your generation relies too much on technology!" Then I unplugged his life support.

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My grandfather told me our generation relies too much on technology...

I told him, "No. Yours does". And pulled his life support

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I went to visit my Grandpa...

My Grandpa said, "Your generation relies too much on technology!" I replied, "No, your generation relies too much on technology!" Then I unplugged his life support.

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A lawyer and a priest are on a plane full of children that is about to crash..

There are only two parachutes left so the lawyer takes one and hands the other to the preist.
The priest says "What about the kids?" The lawyer relies "fuck um" so the priest says "do we have time?"

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A grandpa is complaining that their generation relies too much on their technology.

They reply, No, you generation relies too much on technology. And we can prove it.

He replies, What are you talking about? , as they slowly unplug his life support.

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RenΓ© Descartes walks into a bar.

RenΓ© Descartes walks into a bar, takes a stool and orders a beer. A little while later the bartender, noticing the empty glass, asks 'Ready for another?'

'I think not' relies Descartes, and BOOM, the air implodes into the suddenly empty space.

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A man tells his wife "me and my buddy Bill are going hunting this weekend."

The wife asked him what they will go hunting for and the man informs her that they will go hunting for mountain lions.

The wife relies "well in that case, I'm going to the chicken farm for lunch."

The man says " well I have no problem with that, but what do you mean "in that case"? What does a chicken farm have to do with hunting?"

"If you and Bill are going hunting for pussy this weekend I'm going to go eat some cock."

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My grandpa said that my generation relies too much on technology

So I said "No, your generation relies too much on technology." And I unplugged his life support.

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My grandpa says our generation relies too much on technology...

I replied "No, YOUR generation relies too much on technology", and unplugged his life support.

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My grandpa keeps complaining to me that my generation relies too heavily on technology.

I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.

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"Your generation relies too much on technology," my grandpa complained to me.

"No, YOU rely too much on technology," I told him.
Then I unplugged his life support.

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My grandad said that my generation relies too much on technology

So I replied back and said "No, your generation relies too much on technology"

So I unplugged his life support

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My Gpa said...

My Grandpa said, "Your generation relies too much on technology!" I replied, "No, your generation relies too much on technology!" Then I unplugged his life support.

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What do you call it when someone relies on sleep studies for a profession?

a rem job

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Atheism and religion are like two sides of the same coin...

One thinks with their heads while the other relies on tails.

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Atheism and Religion are but two sides of the same coin.

One prefers to use its head, while the other relies on tales

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Your generation relies too much on technology

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What do you call a detective that relies just on luck?

Sheerluck Holmes

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My grandpa said that this generation relies too much on technology.

I told him his generation relied on it more. Then I unplugged his life support.

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