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The Best jokes about Relies

I was talking to my grandfather

When he said
"your generation relies too much on technology"
I then said
" no grandpa yours does"
Then I unplugged his life support.

Your generation relies too much on technology.

My Grandpa said, "Your generation relies too much on technology!" I replied, "No, your generation relies too much on technology!" Then I unplugged his life support.

My Grandpa said, " Your generation relies too much on technology. I'm doing you a favor" as he tossed my phone into the toilet.

I laughed, and replied "No Grandpa, but yours does," as I unplugged his life support.

Atheism and Religion are but two sides of the same coin.

One prefers to use its head, while the others relies on tales...

My Grandfather told me "Your generation relies too much on technology."

Me: "No your generation relies too much on technology."

I then pulled out his life support.


I just got in an argument with my grandpa about who's generation relies on electronics more

So, I pulled the plug on him. Guess I won that argument

My grandfather said, "Your generation relies too much on technology."

I replied, "Yours does too." As I turned off his life support...

Two fishermen are sitting in a boat indulging in some wordplay.

The first one says, "If I tell you a joke that relies on *casting* the word "rod" in a phallic sense, would you find it *fishy*?"

"Oh," says the second one, "I think I can *tackle* it."

"So... *net-net*, you'd take the *bait*?"

"Oh-ho! *Hook, line, and sinker*!"

"I don't mean to *lure* you..."

"Ha-ha! Brilliant, old chap! So, let's... *sea*: we've covered fishing tackle, bait, rods... what did we forget?"

"Well, I think we've covered it. After all, the *reel* jokes are in the comments."

A grandpa is complaining that their generation relies too much on their technology.

They reply, No, you generation relies too much on technology. And we can prove it.

He replies, What are you talking about? , as they slowly unplug his life support.

RenΓ© Descartes walks into a bar.

RenΓ© Descartes walks into a bar, takes a stool and orders a beer. A little while later the bartender, noticing the empty glass, asks 'Ready for another?'

'I think not' relies Descartes, and BOOM, the air implodes into the suddenly empty space.

My grandpa says our generation relies too much on technology...

I replied "No, YOUR generation relies too much on technology", and unplugged his life support.


My grandpa keeps complaining to me that my generation relies too heavily on technology.

I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.

Grandpa being hypocritical

Grandpa: Your generation relies too much on technology.

Me: No. Your generation relies too much on technology.

Then I unplugged his life support.ο»Ώ





^(no oldies were harmed in the making of this joke)

What do you call it when someone relies on sleep studies for a profession?

a rem job

Atheism and religion are like two sides of the same coin...

One thinks with their heads while the other relies on tails.

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