The Best 30 Reliable Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Reliable jokes. There are some reliable punctual jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these reliable trusty puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Reliable Jokes and Puns

My professor called me into his office.

"Your essays are good", he said. "But you need to come up with more reliable sources for the quotes you use."

"But sir," I started, "a man once said 'It is not the speaker that defines the merits of the words, but the words themselves.'"

He sighed. "Who did? Who said that?"

"Dave69 on Pornhub."

My grandpa just told me that he loves how reliable his fingers are and is really attached to them...

Says he has always been able to count on them.

Women see sex like buying a car

Can I see myself in this long term?

Is it safe?

Is it reliable?

Can it kill me?

Guys look at sex like parking a car.

There's a spot.

There's another spot.

Oh I have to pay? Never-mind.

Handicapped? Hope no-one sees this!

Reliable joke, Women see sex like buying a car

Despite constantly dropping the ball...

Gravity is pretty reliable

Concerned when one of his most reliable workers doesn't show up, the boss calls the employee's home.

The phone is answered by a giggling child.

"Is your dad home?" the boss asks.


"May I speak to him?"


"Well can I speak to your mom?"

"No, she's with the policeman."

Alarmed, the boss says, "Gosh. Well then, may I speak with the policeman?"

"No. He's busy talking to the man in the helicopter that's bringing in the search team."

"My Lord!" says the boss, now really worried. "What are they searching for?"

"Me." the kid chortles.

My hands are really reliable

I can always count on them.

What is the most reliable body part?

Your fingers. You can always count on them!

Reliable joke, What is the most reliable body part?

Calculators are reliable.

You can always count on them.

An abacus isn't exciting, but it's reliable.

You can always count on one.

In statistics, a larger sample size results in more reliable averages.

The Ns justify the means.

What do you call a reliable coke dealer?


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What's the difference between a reliable employee and an angry boxer?

One is punctual, the other will punch you all.

My abacus is really reliable for simple maths.

You can count on it.

Why are babies so reliable?

Because you can trust 'em about as far as you can throw 'em

Why are fingers so reliable?

You can always count on them

Amazon is no longer a reliable marketplace for books

I ordered the book "How to scam people online" for Christmas and it still hasn't arrived.

Reliable joke, Amazon is no longer a reliable marketplace for books

I hired an old German plumber when remodeling my apartment

He was a great guy, very reliable and thorough. But it seems old habits die hard. He connected gas main to my shower.

What do you call a reliable calculator?

Something you can count on!

I get all my gossip from a ketchup bottle

Its a very reliable sauce

A homeless man with a shattered leg goes to a job interview.

The interviewer asks What are some of your best skills?

The homeless man says, I'm a hard worker, and a reliable one at that. I always get the job done on the spot.

The interview then asks, What are some of your biggest cons?

He says, Well personally, I've been broke in many different places, and have trouble getting back on my feet.

What do you call a reliable male pornstar?

A solid performer.

What's the most reliable thing about a Honda?

It's theft rate.

Hey guys, I can give you a couple of reliable pickup lines.

Ford, Toyota, Chevy.

What's the most reliable symptom of a serious illness?

The coughin'.

Dogs are Great; I Have a Lab...

...and the results are much more reliable than when using rats.

Were the snowmen reliable friends?

Nah, just a bunch of flakes.

What does the green in the American flag stand for?

Being a reliable ally.

What's the hardest part of raising unvaccinated kids?

Finding a reliable necromancer.

Brazilian currency is the most reliable currency in the world.

After all, they use something *real* for once.

If you're looking for an investment more reliable than bitcoin

Put it all on even

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